alberta is voting to become the 51st US state

https://x.com/TheTonus/status/1793814694987235768

finally poor colonized canadians are standing up to their oppressors.

here's a source on the story.

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alberta's the one with the oil :arousedpizzashill::arousedpizzashill::arousedpizzashill::arousedpizzashill:

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They're also the only place on the continents without rats.

(They patrol their border and shoot/explode them on site.)

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Based.

Oh nevermind, youre not talking about arabs :marseysad2:

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Sounds like someone needs to make sure that they're safe for democracy :marseysaluteusa:

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Canada unironically couldn't pay us to take Alberta from them.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165258620014014.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165258328552833.webp

it has more oil than people, we should take it

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liberal environmental tards wont let us drill baby drill

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Albertian Canadian Indians (are there any?) gonna get a rude wake up call when they realise that US Gov don't play as nice as Leaf Gov does and that oil is more of a priority than bones...

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I think we should take them just to frick up Canada's border. It'd be good for a laugh.

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Country's full. We will put you on the waiting list behind Puerto Rico and Samoa.

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Combine both Dakotas into one so we can keep the 50 state thing

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actual image of Puerto Rico, ALSO chronically unable to bridge this gap.

Frick of leafs, fix your own shit.

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