The Leaf is powerless against the junkie

!leafs it's literally like demolition man

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Why are they so slow and efficient with the extinguisher?

You spray the fire with the chemical, then use the discharged canister to crack the junkie's skull.

Seriously, my blood is getting angry at how the junkie is just allowed to carry on, despite multiple security guards being present.


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The junkie has more rights than any of those guards. If they lay a finger on him the media will lynch them

The junkie cannot be fined, he has no money nor fixed address.

He cannot be arrested without creating a media debacle and dragging the police through the mud, he dindu nuffin.

A judge will not sentence him to more than community service. Junkies are modern day nobility

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Does lighting your shirt on fire on the floor in a mall really deserve a harsher sentence than community service

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No but being a junkie does

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Yes.

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Yes in :marseysaluteusa: they would have mag dumped him because he was a clear and present danger to light the mall cops on fire

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4 Roombas with stunguns duct taped to them would :marseywood: be more useful and cost efficient than these "security guards".

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:marseygigachad: :marseyjunkie: :femboy:

We need a chad junkie emoji.

Sidenote: are all leafland junkies that skinny? :marseyadmire: :marseyskinny:

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Yes, because food is expensive even for non-junkies.

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This might be the single most manipulative thing I've ever seen written in response to a comment of mine. You take literally every word I've written and write a whole paragraph for each sentence, ascribing some hidden meaning to my words, based solely on your own internal monologue.

You know why my statements were simple? Because they were. Face value. No deep subtext. You on the other hand, have chosen to edit a previous comment to try an excoriate my statements in a platform of your choosing - rather than discuss and defend the merit of your own bullshit.

You also spend quite a lot of time examining and excoriating my initial statement as somehow an attempt to preemptively put the onus on you for proof and dismiss you. I would like to remind everyone looking at this that I made that statement before you ever showed up here. I wasn't replying to you, I wasn't talking to you or about you, and you had yet to participate. There is literally no possible way for me to have any such motivation. I would have had to predict that you would reply, and what you would say, in order to attempt to do such a thing.

I can only conclude you're a narcissist and an abuser, because no one else would attempt to twist words to this extent, and write so much to try and dissect each individual sentence.

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