The Greatest Canadian to Ever Live Likes Being American More; This Rakes the Leaf

Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player ever, was spotted at Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday night with his family supporting the greatest Black man to ever be President of the United States, Donald Trump. /r/Canada is not taking this well at all.

Hockey players are notoriously r*pey, just like Drumpf

I bet that juniors team involved in the gang r*pe are fans

They probably admire Trump for his ability to r*pe without consequences.

DAE hate rich, old, white, men?

The man played hockey 40 years ago, and is now just a rich old white man. What did anyone expect?

We are Canadians. We expect decency.

DAE hate rich, old, white, men pt. 1200

It shouldn't come as a surprise that Wayne Gretzky is who he is. It's natural to want to like him because he was an amazing talent. But that was half a lifetime ago, now he's just a rich entitled butthole.

I remember feeling something during his final season. I wish I had known then how he was just an absolute piece of shit

This cute twink probably clapped when Harris walked on stage with Cheney

I knew he was conservative after he publicly endorsed Stephen Harper, but I didn't know he was STUPID conservative...

For everyone who doesn't know much about Canada, its queer-coded national pastime hockey is 99% dominated by whites at the professional level and on the decline recreationally as the average Canadian is either Ching Chong or Jeet these days, so remember that they glorify an Aryan sport the next time someone tells you how progressive Canada is. In addition, if Canada held a federal election today its house would look something like this:

The CPC is the Canadian Conservative party, LPC is their liberal party, and BQ is their ethno-nationalist party. Canada is actually swinging harder right than America and their third largest party is full on racist. But at least they didn't vote in a cheeto!