Biblical discussion thread :marseyandjesus:

To discuss your favorite Bible stories, characters and verses.

Personally I always liked the story of Joseph, and how after being sold by his brothers he became the Vizier of Egypt. Samuel and the book of Kings are also great. From the New Testament my favorite gospel is the Gospel of Mark as it seems to be the oldest, Jesus is more human in Mark as well when compared to John.

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Ecclesties is the most keyed :marseykey: book

The words :marseypop2: of the Teacher,[a] son of David, king in Jerusalem:

“Meaningless! Meaningless!”

says the Teacher.

“Utterly meaningless!

Everything is meaningless.”

3 What do people gain from all their labors

at which they toil under :marseyhandsup: the sun?

4 Generations come and generations go,

but the earth :marseyrecycling: remains forever.

5 The sun rises and the sun sets,

and hurries back to where :marseydrama: it rises.

6 The wind blows to the south

and turns to the north;

round and round :marseysun: it goes,

ever returning on its course.

7 All streams flow into the sea,

yet the sea is never :marseyitsover: full.

To the place :marseywinner: the streams come from,

there :marseycheerup: they return :marseymonke: again.

8 All things are wearisome,

more than one can say.

The eye never :marseyitsover: has enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: of seeing,

nor the ear its fill of hearing.

9 What has been will be again,

what has been done will be done again;

there :marseycheerup: is nothing :marseynothingburger: new under :marseyhandsup: the sun.

10 Is there :marseycheerup: anything :marseycoleporter: of which one can say,

“Look! This is something new”?

It was here already, long ago;

it was here before :marseyskellington: our time.

11 No one remembers the former generations,

and even those yet to come

will not be remembered

by those who follow :marseycursor: them.


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Keyed? Keyed on what?

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How is the english :marseyshakespeare: Bible :marseychristchanreading: so poetic? The portuguese translations aren’t as beautiful :marseyavril3: as the english :marseycarpbowler: ones.

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Thank the constantly fracturing anglophone churches for that, probably. There's literally :marseyme: hundreds and maybe thousands of different translations from different sects who all have differing levels of emphasis :marseyclapping2: of translation on the "literal word for word vs translation for feel/meaning" spectrum.

It also helps that Ecclesiastes is a very flowery book that could have been written by Proust and Nietzsche's baby.


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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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