Apparently the Fleming estate did not want Bond himself on any of the covers. They also initially said that they didn't want nude women but then they kind of gave up on that idea.
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On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a darn peapeepee, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my peepee out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
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I'm not huge on those covers tbh.
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They look like pulp novels, which Bond is, don't @me
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She'd be great on a bond cover
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Better with the word filter.
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8 legs and 7 kittys, just imagine
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These look like shit
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No Black Kween?! This is not a good look! I demand that James Bond plows a nubian overweight neurodivergent boss lady!
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WOW these look awesome!! Sexy covers need to make a comeback!
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The Hard Case Crime series of paperbacks is great for those. Classic noir with some modern authors.
https://www.amazon.com/Books-Hard-Case-Crime/s?rh=n:283155,p_lbr_books_series_browse-bin:Hard+Case+Crime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Case_Crime
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Pretty based and self aware that James Bond is pulp fiction for manchildren.
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When a Dramatards tries to speak with a woman
Dr. Won't take no for an answer
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They look like romance novels for women and I would be ashamed to be seen reading one of those in public
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Same, right !r-slurs??
I only ever watch titty streamers in public, full volume
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Oh great, now I have The Man with the Golden Gun stuck in my head.
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The spy who loved @HailVictory1776 is such a bizarre, awful book Jewish lives matter
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Best Roger Moore movie
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On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a darn peapeepee, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my peepee out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
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Didn't they recently revise the books with the help of some sensitivity readers? Would love to see a comparison with those covers
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See here:
https://rdrama.net/post/176100
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Mahalo
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All of them are built for BBC.
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Do you spend every waking (and dreaming) minute thinking about porn?
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BIG BOND PEEPEE
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sexism is pretty cool guys
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