“Eat your beans b-word” - Cormac Mccarthy

lack of n-word

The bean juice has to be compared to blood and c*m

Way too much punctuation

Too many commas

ah, blood meridian, monsieur? that novel is the sark and chaparral of literature, the filament whereon rode the remuda of highbrow, corraled out of some destitute hacienda upon the arroya, quirting and splurting with main and with pyrolatrous coagulate of lobated grandiloquence. our eyes rode over the pages, monsieur, of that slatribed azotea like argonauts of suttee, juzgados of swole, bights and systoles of walleyed and tyrolean and carbolic and tectite and scurvid and querent and creosote and scapular malpais and shellalagh. we scalped, monsieur, the gantlet of its esker and led our naked bodies into the rebozos of its mennonite and siliceous fauna, wallowing in the jasper and the carnelian like archimandrites, teamsters, combers of cassinette scoria, centroids of holothurian chancre, with pizzles of enfiladed indigo panic grass in the saltbush of our vigas, true commodores of the written page, rebuses, monsieur, we were the mygale spiders too and the devonian and debouched pulque that settled on the frizzen studebakers, listening the wolves howling in the desert while we saw the judge rise out of a thicket of corbelled arches, whinstone, cairn, cholla, lemurs, femurs, leantos, moonblanched nacre, uncottered fistulas of groaning osnaburg and kelp, isomers of fluepipe and halms awap of griddle, guisado, pelancillo.

he cute

LV foids marry LV scrotes they think have "potential" expecting they'll be able to swing above their weight when the scrote levels up. When the scrote just refuses to work to make more money the b-word gets pissed and leaves. Many such cases.

"My greatest influence has always been James Joyce"

Brap Meridian

The best authors have always been either the wealthy aristocratic ones who didn’t need to work, bureaucrats with meaningless jobs and plenty of spare time and starving artists types.