As a counterpoint to the "most embarrassing thing you've ever written", I'd like to see (or at least hear bout) the least embarrassing/best things you r-slurs have ever written. If you're brave enough to actually share it, I'll shit all over it like some postgrad student marking an undergrad's lit essay
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Tripped balls recently and wrote ~300 words on my phone notes about raiders returning to their floating mothership and one getting beaten by his boss while the prose sputtered and danced around it. It kept jumping, mid line, between a hyped-up 'legend-based' introduction to the ship and him getting bashed.
A lot of hedging language used for either/or statements of reality ('Mostly existed', 'sun probably rose'), that kinda thing. And redundancy e.g. 'the beatdown that happened'
It galled me because I knew I couldn't sit and type at a computer, or scribble a writing prompt on that stuff. But I had never once considered just typing on my phone, which was easy.
Despite the achievement, it felt humbling because sober me's writing just couldn't compare to tripping hystericism.
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