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Dante's inferno

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Didn't Dante spend his whole life simping over some aristocratic foid that wouldn't touch him? Was Dante the ur-incel?

Edit: Looked it up

Beatrice was the daughter of the banker Folco Portinari and was married to another banker, Simone dei Bardi. Dante claims to have met a "Beatrice" only twice, on occasions separated by nine years, but was so affected by the meetings that he carried his love for her throughout his life.

:marseyemojirofl: Bankerchads :marseycapitalistmanlet: keep winning, philosocels get rekd. :marseyschopenhauer:

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Eww, Bea, watch out for the creeper in the hat. He looks like he's about to write an epic allegorical poem about you. Gross.

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>aristocrat

>daughter of a banker

:marseypathetic:

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yeah sorry for not remembering all the specific details of dante's simpery from a university philosophy class ten years ago.

get fricked, pedantrycels.

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>not knowing that bankers and merchants are lessors to aristocrats and nobles anywhere in the world

ngmi:marseyno:

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Please, I just forgot she was a bankerfoid, so sue me.

Don't make me quote Rörig on the medieval city and the rise of the burgher class.

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so sue me.

Maybe I will :!marseyindignant:

Don't make me quote Rörig on the medieval city and the rise of the burgher class.

Why would I be afraid of a burger? They're delicious! :marseylickinglips:

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He's just like me :marseyme#:

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Incel chud reeeeing about (((bankers))) and (((merchants))) writes a self-insert which includes his favorite author (Virgil) and the girl he simps, meanwhile everyone he hates is in heck suffering for all eternity. I wonder where Dante would be in the modern era.

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Although Petrarch would probably be even worse, he wrote a short book, the Segretum where St. Augustine and him reflect about his depression and constant internal struggle over the incompatibility of being in love with Laura (a woman he only saw once and never talked to like Beatrice is for Dante), seeking worldly acclaim with his poetic works and being a moral christian man. For the weebs out there, those dialogues have basically the same tone as the train dialogue scenes and last two episodes from Evangelion. And also Boccaccio another writer of the time wrote an entire book, Il Corbaccio about why foids are le bad :incel:, so there's that.

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