duck duck GEESE! (Incomplete Story)

We should have seen it coming. It was only a matter of time. We weren't discovering a deeper understanding of animal intelligence, the animals were just getting smarter every generation.

On the Spring of 21st April 2024, an unnatural event had occurred across Ottawa. The Geese had stopped attacking people.

There was a global ideological war going on in Eastern Europe, and western nations were trying to reinvigorate their prosperity gospel to unite the people. Beyond the borders of North America and Europe, everybody was too far away to take notice. When the Geese stopped attacking there was but a joke mentioning it in the local Ottawan weather news. "The temperature is a mild 13 degrees and we are getting reports that the geese have also decided to relax today. Which means the weather is going to remain good through the week."

It was too small an event to matter in the eyes of the world. We were very foolish in those days.

The next notable date is that of 29th June 2024. The Geese had started to disappear from public view, and conservationist circles were beginning to take note. The same behavior of the white beasts becoming becalmed was spreading to the other states and beyond with Ottawa as the epicenter. The news channels had now picked up on it as the interesting filler story of the day. " Tom, as we can see here this pond behind me used to be filled with Geese everywhere, and usually you can find about 25-30 Geese hanging around this area, but since the past two weeks not a single one has been sighted." "Thank you Jim. Is that an occurrence only happening in that area." "No Tom, there have been increasing reports from across the area. Geese appear to be disappearing from all over. I am aware of reports from Sacred Maple, Maple-Town, Mapleberry Street, and MacFufferMaple, and that's just the neighborhood."

28th August 2024. This date is notable because it is when the story blew up across the internet. The missing Geese. No bodies found. No signs of where they went. The UFO and aliens forums and channels were filled with noise, everyone with their own theories as to what was going on. On Peatter the Dollarmark $Geeseabduction was trending. Millions of people across the world were talking about where the Geese must have gone, how maybe some new parasite or natural predator must have killed them, or how there might be some environment changes that activated some dormant behavior in their genes. Nobody knew. Everybody had an answer. Within two weeks again the excitement pattered out as the world went on turning and people had jobs to do and lives to live.

It was on 12th September 2024 that the first death occurred. A middle aged woman was found bitten to death by what appeared to be a freak event of a flock of birds turning on her and viciously attacking her. They did not show the images of the body on the news channel as they were deemed too grisly for the audience. In those days most people joked about it. To be killed by a bunch of birds. We know better now. It is required reading for you to look upon those images, to see the missing eyes, the burst gums around the twisted teeth, and the thousands of little pecks across the body with little bits of organs spilling out around the body laying over the bed of feathers on the ground. The story was strange enough to be in the news cycle for a few days, but then it picked up again and once more the people were excited. Around the woman had been found ducks. Dead ducks who had fought the woman and been killed. Living injured ducks who couldn't get away far enough, and the missing ducks that were clearly there based on the number of pecks. However, the forensics report had been leaked to the news by a confidential source, and it had turned out that all the bite marks were of Geese teeth. On 19th September 2024 the Geese conspiracies picked up and fully became part of the thoughts of the general populace for every single day to follow. That is when we were finally beginning to become aware. Even so, in those early days most people believed that it was a psychotic serial killer who must have done the murder.

23rd September 2024. Four more bodies emerge murdered in the same way as the first one. News channels inform people to watch out for the birds and to carry a physical object to fight them off with if they are traveling outside.

25th September 2024. Another six more bodies pecked to death. Spread across the border of Ottawa. Each murder ducks are found at the murder scene.

27th September 2024. five more dead. Spread out further from Ottawa. People on online forums connect the dots and notice that the places where the murders are taking place are the same as the map of where the Geese started disappearing. Warnings are issued to previously Geese populated areas to stay indoors and only travel with a companion as there may be a group of killers on the loose. Canada declares an emergency and sets itself up as high terror risk. Security and armed patrols march across the streets.

28th September 2024. Information declassified 1st March 2042. A Canadian military platoon is found dead in the park by the bird feeding benches. There are hundreds of dead ducks around them, peppered with bullets. One dead Goose can be found among them. Completely normal and like any other Goose that one may see in appearance. The clean up squad sent into the area reports feeling unsafe and watched the entire time they were moving the bodies out. The same sense of being in danger is mentioned by the medical workers and investigators. The location is today another no go zone for humans.

29th September 2024. Another dead military squad in the same area along with dead civilians and security. These bodies aren't killed like the others but completely shredded to the bone. Only 12 dead ducks found at the location. The amount of feathers dispersed on the ground indicate thousands of ducks having been recently in the area. Still nobody managed to pick up any signs of ducks flying in the air.

30th September 2024. Declassified 20th April 2063. An executive order by the Canadian President is given to the Canadian military to kill all ducks and Geese on sight. In the public sphere the news channels are ordered to keep reporting on a terrorist cell that has activated in Canada and is taking lives everyday. The US is starting to get involved. This attempt to hide the actual cause of the deaths resulted in the Second Iran-Yemen war of 2024.

1st October 2024. Declassified 15th May 2074. Hitler's preserved skull is activated by AL ( Artificial Literal ). From it a simulated Hitler persona ( Pre Moscow invasion ) is created and uploaded to a cloned body. The body is then tortured into giving details of how one would best go about genociding Geese if they were in hiding.