Weekly "what are you reading" Thread #84

I prefer to COOM to hardcore TORRENTED videos of hot SLUTS throwing away their dignity and exposing themselves online. But sheeit sometimes I read to GOON. Here are some gooning deep cuts:

• 50 Shades of Grey

• The Giving Tree

• The Fault in Our Stars

• I know why the caged bird sings

• The dictionary

I aint religious but sheeit sometimes I be getting into that gooner literature. Read Songs of Solomon and respect that GOONERS were going hard during Biblical Times. I respect that, I even had Latter Day Gooner Cult tryna recruit me. But nah they're too stuffy and formal. I strive to be the wildest gooner on earth with Instagram and Twitter fame, my own wiki page and shit. Maybe even meet Jayman079 one day and leave a path for the next generation of gooners to follow and GOON to their full potential and beyond.