Do I ask what really weird thing happened, even though it's been like a year since that message? This is an ex from like ten years ago.
Do I ask what really weird thing happened, even though it's been like a year since that message? This is an ex from like ten years ago.
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She wants racoon peepee
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She once had me dress up as a raccoon with face paint and everything and it was the most turned on I ever saw her.
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Dude you NEED to get in there PLEASE
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This is a sign from Raccoon God.
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And you didn't wife her right then and there?
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send this to her
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Blackface? Yikes.
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CALL HER
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Who doesn't?
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Fricking rood
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That's the most basic, perfunctory "condolences" I've ever seen. Demand she do it again with more feeling.
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Yeah she can do a lot better.
An ex once hit me up, banged me and then said "You will always have a place in my heart" and then blocked me from everything.
Sometimes I wonder what she's up to.
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Getting
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get it in king
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sounds like shes trying to leave you an opening to invite her for coffee or some shit if she is local
if shes long distance maybe a phone call
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It should be a teleconference created on freeconferencecall.com
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Put it in her butt and then pee
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UTI maxxing chad I kneel
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Wait I read that as "and put it in her peepee (gussy)"
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Yeah i didn't understand and just upmarseyd anyway
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Is this ur lesbian ex?
You can, if you are interested. Maybe frame your response as an offer to let her vent.
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Yeah but she was also punk for a bit and then goth so I don't know if it was just a phase.
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why do women turn into lesbos after getting r*ped
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Dude, you dodged a hoover attempt, and you're letting it boomerang and hit you on the way back.
Just be careful, especially if you're feeling low.
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What's a Hoover attempt? Sometimes I like to hover over the kitty and just breathe on it.
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tell her you wanna smash
black lives matter less
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She want you bro - Lil B
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Get your peepee wet you can't stay single with raccoons ur whole life
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She is thinking about you which means you're already halfway there
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She wants you to ask about the really weird thing, other wise she wouldnt have mentioned it.
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what kind of gay butt app are you using, Fisher Price 3?
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Instagram? Sorry you're not popular.
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Pump and dump her my brother.
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Tell her you wanna smash
black lives matter less
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R*pe her.
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