!meowr is the ping group

!chuds and !nonchuds find love

!male feminists find easy targets

!r-slurs and !neurodivergents find each other

!meowr but its whatever

These people are actually insane lol pic.twitter.com/NDE6uDZ2FB

— shellshock (@shellshockkk) November 13, 2024

I'm too scared to use dating apps now. I went to go on it and I just - every message and every profile just makes me think somebody like- that's emboldened by Trump - and for a while was so normal that, just, I would never know.

Apparently saying "I hate him because he was part Jewish" wasn't the right response

Would you date me?

BMI 35
Finngolian
Sugar baby
Libtarded and proud
Felony record (insider trading)
Ex Mormon
Divorced
Age 45 pic.twitter.com/0fIn4m6eIh

— RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) (@hollowearthterf) November 12, 2024

!meowr

holeposting

!meowr

I have not been doing too bad on tinder. I am managing to get non-fat women to sleep with me without investing anything into them which means I am at least ahead of the pack. But I want more. So much more, and I am willing to go to the professionals to get it.

My will is infinite. There is nothing I won't do to get what I want. I hope you will all support me on this journey. It will not be easy.

!meowr !attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers

Biologists on Midway Atoll in the North Pacific Ocean have spotted a septuagenarian female Laysan albatross named Wisdom flirting with potential mates months after the end of the nesting season.

The world's oldest known wild bird is courting new mates on a remote island off Hawaii after potentially losing her lifelong sweetheart, researchers say.

The female albatross, nicknamed Wisdom, is likely in her 70s and has been cruising around the North Pacific Ocean since the Eisenhower administration, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS).

Biologists first identified Wisdom in 1956 and put a band on her right leg that is still attached today. The albatross was already mature when she was banded, meaning she could be 72 years old — two decades older than the average lifespan of her species.

"Wisdom, the world's oldest known wild bird, was photographed again last month on Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge, dancing with potential mates," representatives of the Pacific Region of the USFWS wrote in a Facebook post. "Her long-term mate, Akeakamai, has yet to be seen and was absent the last two nesting seasons, too."

Laysan albatrosses (Phoebastria immutabilis), known as mōlī in Hawaiian, are long-living seabirds that pair for life with a single mate. They are named after a breeding colony of 145,000 pairs on Laysan, one of the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands located 930 miles (1,500 kilometers) northwest of Honolulu.

Female Laysan albatrosses usually lay a single egg in the first half of December, but Wisdom was still participating in mating dances well into spring, said Jonathan Plissner, the supervisory wildlife biologist at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge, a nature reserve 1,310 miles (2,110 km) northwest of Honolulu.

Midway Atoll, or Kuaihelani in Hawaiian, hosts the biggest colony of Laysan albatrosses in the world, with 600,000 breeding pairs returning to its two sandy islands every year.

"She was actively courting other birds in March," Plissner told USFWS representatives in an email.

Wisdom has made sporadic appearances at Midway Atoll since the beginning of the nesting season in late November 2023. Plissner doesn't expect Wisdom to nest this year but said "she is quite spry for a septuagenarian," in a post on the social platform X.

USFWS scientists estimate the elderly albatross has flown 3.5 million miles (5.6 million km) in her lifetime — the equivalent of 7 round trips to the Moon. Laysan albatrosses start breeding when they are 3 to 4 years old, according to the American Bird Conservancy, suggesting Wisdom has laid up to 60 eggs in her lifetime, roughly half of which may have hatched to produce fledglings while the other half may have failed or been lost to predators.

Between nesting seasons, Wisdom spends nearly half the year at sea, soaring across the Pacific Ocean sky for hours on end without a single flap of her narrow, 3-foot-long (0.9 m) wings. Like other Laysan albatrosses, she likely fuels her long flights by feeding on small squid, flying fish eggs, fish and crustaceans.

Remember to call your grandparents and tell them you love them.

my heart is telling me https://rdrama.net/h/meowr/post/311192/the-highest-upmarseyed-comment-gets-to/7225305#context

You had the most upmarseyed response, and 🤞🏿 I hope this works king, and I wish we still had biofoids on this site so they could tell me whether or not this would work on them but its whatever

!meowr !attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers !pings !dramatards

Edit: The blacked out part is me giving her my number to show how certain I am that will work

Here we have the typical case of an uninterested foid barely responding and not asking any questions about me. I have already written this match off as a loss so when that happens I usually just go with a Hail Mary or other form of nuclear response. I will wait until tomorrow and then I will paste your response in and update the post with a screenshot.

!meowr !pings !attentionmaxxers

!meowr

I'm 23M make 100k in a romanticized job, have it highlighted in my profile. I'm jacked with low body fat have that highlighted in my profile. But whoop de doo my face is a little below average and I look young for my age. Haven't been laid in six months yet many many bullshit fricking matches. Get plenty of matches but when it comes to acting like an adult and committing to plans the ghosts flakes and excuses pile up like you wouldn't believe. Such a fricking piece of shit r-slurred fricking platform and it didn't used to be this way.

Online dating apps have taken a turn for the worst and are much further down the fricking shitter than I fricking thought

https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/1gbwhc8/im_tired_of_these_fricking_god_darn_bitch_ass/

It pains me to see how much my fellow men are struggling out in the world of dating. Not really though, it boosts my ego. More for me. Although the number of fat women (people in general, but I am only attracted to women so fat men don't slight me) on the apps is way too high, the apps would probably be a much better time without them, and the single moms of course. So many undesirables in the world today.

!attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers !pings

I was told the ping group was not the full list. I am asking them all a few questions.

1. Are you single?

2. Are you fat?

im not as picky on age and will adjust it if they are super hot (or at least not fat in a good way) but I would prefer they would be between the ages of 18-25.

For a dating site the matchmaking system definitely needs some work imo.

!nonchuds !cuteandinvalid !lgbt Use your god given body for good if it comes to that