Apparently no one on this site can use english, so I am going to translate what happened into human terms so my fellow humans can understand what is going on, because it is actually quality drama. This is a translation of schizocel's post. Please tell me if I have fricked something up okay, this timeline is a little confusing.

The Great Fingerpointing

@Schizo, rdrama's beloved and slightly deranged schizoposter, decided to do a bit of trolling of rdrama's younger brother, watchpeopledie.co. Xhe had personal reasons for caring but IDC about that.

A few months ago, THE EVIL @SoreNoell was engaging in a bit of mischief with the WPD admins. @SoreNoell spun a tale that a WPD poweruser, @WPDisBetter (Yes, he is actually a WPD poweruser, also known as rus), was secretly collecting people's email accounts using hacker 'splots. Now, it is important to realize that WatchPeopleDie'rs are unironically r-slurred. I'm not even joking, I think most of them are legitimately mentally handicapped. Just look at this post - WPD user gets a death threat, posts public apology to beg for his life. So, obviously, the moderator (DrownedCarcas) is also r-slurred.

Another thing to realize is that @Schizo, on groomercord, likes to mess with his profile quite a bit, often at the expense of our beloved @SoreNoell. So, on this particular day, Schizocel had changed xis pfp and screen name to match soren. Funny, amiright? Not really, but to groomercord users it is hilarious. Anyways, continuing in DrownedCarcas's series of blunders, he reached out to schizocel, thinking he was soren.

Hey, you're Soren right?

Yes

DrownedCarcas asked why @WPDisBetter was pestering him about @SoreNoell. @Schizo, pretending to be @SoreNoell, said that he had no idea, and asked that he ban @WPDisBetter for being a creep. Given the "information" given to the jannys by @SoreNoell about @WPDisBetter, they had plenty reason to do so.

@Schizo, being the devious trickster that xhe is, saw an opportunity to cause mischief. Xhe DM'd @WPDisBetter claiming that DrownedCarcas, @SoreNoell, and some dude named ATG (idk who that is) were "conspiring" against him, while feigning ignorance about what was really happening.

@Schizo then went back to DrownedCarcas, and claimed that ATG and @WPDisBetter were plotting against him.

@Schizo next went to ATG, and claimed that rus and DrownedCarcas were conspiring against him. This, however, didn't work, as DrownedCarcas had asked ATG about ATG conspiring against DrownedCarcas.

In short, @Schizo went to @WPDisBetter, DrownedCarcas, and ATG, and told each of them that the other two were conspiring against him. BASED. However, at the end, DrownedCarcas and ATG both knew that @Schizo was just trying to stir up drama. IDK if @WPDisBetter knew.

The Whistleblower

@Schizo's next devious plot was to create a new account, claiming to be @WPDisBetter, and "blow the whistle" on how the WPD moderators were using the site to harvest emails from WPD users. (which is bullshit, of course) He also claimed that @WPDisBetter's actual username was... soren. Apparently ATG is a troll and though it was funny, so he went along with it.

@Schizo then took things a step further, and "leaked" chats between DrownedCarcas and ATG about them conspiring together (bullshit, of course).

Finally, @Schizo was shadowbanned from WPD.

Janny Rage

WPD is @carpathianflorist and @Aevann's passion project, so they were extremely peeved that @Schizo was spreading misinformation about an alleged security breach. Carp, in particular, was SEETHING. Like, I have never seen the fish get this mad, lmao. So, of course, @Schizo was permajannied, shadowbanned, chudded, etc.

Conclusion

What do you think, dear viewers? Is Schizocel a basedmaxxing gigachadcel or a cringemaxxing redditcel?

Schizocel is BASED #IStandWithSchizocel - 264 votes

Schizocel is CRINGE #IStandWithCarp - 34 votes