New goombling option. Invest in users and get paid if xhe meets truescore earnings expectations by the deadline.

Since this has thirty upmarseys, I will make a post gaging interest in a revival of @HMSE. I genuinely didn't think anyone would be interested in it lol

I want to be able to give out sub prime dramacoin loans to goomblers, package the subprime loans together and sell them off to other dumb users, then have the ability to take out swaps against the shit loans I packaged together so I get paid big when all the goomblers never pay back their loans. Frick the drama economy, as long as I’m at the top

We should be able to short them and then grass award them

I miss the MSE

Code it lol

There should also be a secondary market where you can trade bets, or bundle multiple options into dramanaut-backed securities. Upmarseys are inherently inflationary, you're losing wealth if you don't invest in AAA dramabonds.

X (formerly chiobu) and Carp seem like they can always make earnings.

Which is itself not a good thing to say about someone.

Bet on if holes will live or die

That's a predictions tournament I think

Reddit was experimenting with them for a while

Hey maybe we should have a tontine but instead of triggering when users die, it triggers when they get chudded

That's a good idea actually and there's some sport in it

@Aevann @carpathianflorist can I beg thee for a poll?

We also need a tax code, dramacoin gibs for the less fortunate, and a marsey 401(kkk) retirement plan

Why limit it to betting on users? Why not just allow me to make a market with derivatives for any event I want?

The problem with investing in users is there is no downside to true score. It either stays stagnant or goes up, so investing on a true score is already a derivative market since you are essentially investing in true score acceleration. If you shorted a user you would essentially be betting their third derivative position (true score) won’t change. Since all a user has to do to change true score is post, either good or bad, it seems like the short position is pretty bad unless I short myself and touch grass

Carp will short sell himself and get himself 'banned' until his money rolls in

Needs a commodity exchange (contract to deliver store items and hats ) and forex (marseybux to dramacoin exchange, which means there needs to be more events that have special items that can only be bought with one or the other to cause the exchange rate to fluctuate) and an otc market for events that aren’t popular enough to be listed on the main exchange