since when did "should we ban lolcows?" become acceptable discourse?

as I've said b4 metadrama is my favourite (anyone who disagrees should die. if an interaction is funny elsewhere on the interwebz, it's also funny here. and if it's not funny then it's not bc it's metadrama, it's just not funny) especially interpersonal metadrama j just

but besides that why is there any discussion about banning spal? he hasn't posted anything illegal, and everything surrounding him and his persona is funny. would I want him around any girl/woman I care about? no, but that applies to everyone else too

this isn't ourbestfriendsclub.net so someone plz explain why you hate drama and want to banish it so that we only post reddit links (while claiming not to be redditors) and snicker about how much better we are (we're not)