How I perceive various users of rdrama

This would've been better with one of those AI image generators but it kept telling me my prompts were 'unsafe'

Whenever I see a comment or post from this person, the below is who I see in my head

@Merryvann I literally just perceive as a capybara. I have stopped seeing him as a human being. Just one of the ways my brain has been irreversibly damaged by this website

@CARPMASflorist is like a more handsome jacked version of this. I know he is descended from a very ancient and noble line of Black Israelites.

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@frozenchosen is more just a generic blonde than maya hawke, so don't get too uppity. Included only for foid representation

@kaamrev hitting a kaffir with that boer stare before he puts a .308 through them for touching his copper wire

@sneedman

@YALLAHblessYoTraplord is like this except he has 6 monitors, all with several tabs of twitter open. Also possibly a harem, that's just a vibe I get

if you're not a nobody comment below and I will show you who I think you are