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August xe/xer :lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt:  11mo ago (text post) 461 thread views #227129

The truth about the s*x badge: I made up the rules

Some of you may have seen these comments I made earlier today on the Pizzashill S*x badge dramapost: https://rdrama.net/post/227053/was-the-spal-drama-all-a

I didn't want to give him the sx badge cause his gf is not a dramatard. She only started to post here to address groomercord drama and they were having sx before she joined. This is a matter of principle, otherwise any dramatard can frick a slampig and then make her sign up for the site to get a badge

Wait did you meet her before or after she started using the site / sub?

It all started here, where I linked the owners of the s*x badge

https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/225710/spal-is-the-only-fella-here/5479456#context

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701942829664605.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701942829886491.webp

So anyway, I bullshitted this entire thing, I don't actually know the rules or criteria for getting the s*x badge. Nor do I know why Pizza doesn't have it. I gave it to SPAL cause it was funny.

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It also shouldn't count if you use protection.

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We encourage safe s*x at rDrama.

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for dramatard children.

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The vax did that already

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For heterrhoids, that is. HomoCHADs are expected to have an industrial supply of PrEP, naturally.

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That's against my religion :marseyluthercringe: !catholics

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Imagine being a safecel… yeah I know you ain't gonna reproduce

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701955336790505.webp

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To counter this heathen I had s*x with my wife as God intended last night

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:#marseybeanrelieved:

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And celibacy is the safest form of s*x. :marseyfatherjoseph:

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More importantly we discourage dramatards reproducing.

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I had s*x with @Bellicose-Twink in his dreams, so could we get the badge?

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I had s*x with @Bellicose-Twink in his dreams, so could we get the badge?

FTFY, sweaty. :marseyblowkiss:

!tops !bottoms It's not pathetically chasing after a straight guy if it's ironic, right? :marseyworried:

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:#marseyitsover:

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Alright, only flirt with confirmed homosexual dramatards, got it. :marseynotes:

Heyyy, @KatserKitty1987. :marseyflirt:

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destroyer carbon is a woman

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@Merryvann Desperately in need of a "Trans men are men" chud quote.

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do you have the neo-peepee?

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!neomoids Yikes! This is not mood, broski.

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Never settle for less!

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queers lie. nuffin new under the sun.

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I didn't lie, I forged previously unheard information

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He was merely economical with the truth, sweaty.

:marsey#smug2:

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@August is a woman, but it's practically the same.

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>comes out as trans

>immediately starts grooming

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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s*x badge, more like the straggot badge :#bitchplease: we need to make a seperate badge for gaybros cause im not sharing it with straight trash :#sigmasnap:

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It's kinda hilarious so many dramatards have fricked tbh

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I would say alarming.

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unsettling really

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We need a final solution to the dramatard question :#incel:

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We need a final :marseyredmage: solution to the dramatard :marseydramautist: question

I thought :marseymindblown: that was @TED_SIMP

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Could have been if she was into praying mantises instead of birds.

As it is, she's just ensured survival for future generation of dramatards :marseysperm:

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Whats your dramatards body count? :marseygossipsmug:

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Two according to her s*x badge :marseyspy:

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:#marseyflirt:

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Have you had a turn with @TED_SIMP yet?

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can I have it please?

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I'll think about it.

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:gigach#ad2:

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give us the badge cause we totally fricked yea

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You should get the badge. Just say your wife has an account here, but you can't tell us her username because that's doxxxing (by rdrama standards).

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her account is @X (formerly chiobu)banevasionaccount

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Her account is @shreddedmanletpeepeesleeve

:#marsey:

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:#marseyimmaculate:

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@duck and me are still waiting for our s*x (R*PE) badge :marseyindignant:

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That's what happens when you're badge thirsty.

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@ZombieRudolph are you happy now?

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Yes :wolfhappy:

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Gay

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Any BIG gal badgemaxxers hmu :marseychonker2: :heartbeat: :!marseychonkerfoid:

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Based brap rancher

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Can I have a virgin badge?

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@JollyMoon had a bunch of criteria required when he announced the badge, including a requirement of photo ID from both parties (spal would never do that)

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Wasn't there also some shit about needing proof? Iirc nobody has sent you proof (a timestamped photo of them having s*x)

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it was proof and evidence from I.D that everybody was of age otherwise badgemaxxers would start :marseygroomergrooming:

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yeah that's right, it even had ID requirements

like I get it but also I doubt a single person w/ the S*X badge submitted proof, it could literally all be a larp for the badge

... do you... do you want to pretend we had s*x for the badge.... ?

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making post rn

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Suck a peepee, @ZombieRudolph!

:#marseybeandefiant:

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2 more weeks

Trust the plan

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I think users should be required to force all of their slam pigs to sign up here.

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Also, Carp, can I please have like 5 random badges? :uwueyes:

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Hi @August

Hope you're doing very well.

Can I have the s*x badge just because I am very politely asking you for it?

Please? :uwueyesblink:

I Love You

-xoxo

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I'm still waiting for mine

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