Courtesy of carp, a brief summary regarding the elaborate @PlsNoCoal catfish saga for those out of the loop:
A few months after being exposed as a fraud, PlsNope resumed posting on rDrama, though arguably with less fervor as when they were pretending to be a cute neurodivergent goth girl. Despite everything, PlsNope still maintains they are a cis woman:
PlsNope was given her second grass award by yours truly after careful analysis of the PlsNope persona which demonstrated the following:
1. PlsNope has male opinions, such as rhetoric akin to slut-shaming of our own poor homegrown slut, Ted_simp. While not definitive, one would expect to see some sisterly kinship or empathy shown towards a fellow cis woman who also experiences PTSD (@pizzashill traumatic stress disorder).
2. PlsNope has male behavior. As evidenced by the neurodivergent OF thot stalking/catfishing saga of course. They were also previously grassed and did not touch grass. Very sus, what are they hiding? Kind of reminds me of someone I know.. but I must have blackfaced it out of my memory..
3. PlsNope writes like a man. While this intuitively appears to be the case to me, a man, I also plugged a random sampling of PlsNope's long or effortposts into gender analysis tools for objectivity and the results significantly skew male.
Now, on to the betting!
PlsNope is a:
Rules:
- Male voters will win if PlsNope submits a manhand/ambiguously gendered/questionable/low quality grass hand pic OR if the ban from the grass award times out on Jan 6, 2024.
Examples:
- Female voters will win if PlsNope submits a grass pic clearly showing a females hand, thus proving my conclusion wrong and potentially renewing their base of simps and carps affection/fascination for a notorious femcel foid stalker.
Examples:
Good luck everyone!
!goomblers !biofoids !fellas !whites
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You believe that Penny is a man, even tho I know for a fact that she is a woman, and everyone with a brain does as well. Because of this, your thoughts about PlsNope makes me more like to believe that she is a woman.
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Make it make sense. Go back to your cognitive dissonance castle
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I never met George Washington but I know he is person who existed and was a male. There are a lot of people you also never met but you do know whether they are a man or a woman.
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JUST TRUST ME ITS REAL YOU HAVE TO FAITH PLEASE BRO JUST HAVE FAITH THAT THEY EXISTED BRO PLEASE
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Yes, George Washington and the founding of the USA absolutely wasn't just Satan's plot to create a myth to birth a strong and dominating country founded on un-Christian principles like individualism, capitalism, consumerism, free speech and liberty to lead Christians astray from the one true Church, so they reject the divine right of monarchs to rule, who are the defenders of the faith to instead elect so called "presidents" who will commit sins after sins only caring about gaining votes, instead of upholding the moral principles dictated by the Church. But instead George Washington absolutely existed, and wasn't just a mythical founder that would be useful tool to create this new godless nation, so Satan could use this artificially consturcted nation to dominate the created world. So yes trust me he is absolutely real, you have to have faith.
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!burgers !dixie
Bomb this steppe barbarian foreigner slandering George Washington.
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Washington was a Freemason fyi so you probably arent far off the mark
although at the very least he was anti Illuminati
https://www.loc.gov/resource/mgw2.021?q=Illuminati&sp=182
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I had to use my animal powers to take down George Washington once, weird boss fight
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What sort of animal powers?
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Where was it?
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Go back to church with your faith ND belief cute twink
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I don't believe in God, I just tried imagine what an argument a schizo would make who would deny that George Washington was a real person.
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With all the faith and beliefs you hold without proof you might as well be baptized
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I was baptized as a baby in a Catholic church without my consent.
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What denomination are you a member of?
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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That is bad faith interpretation of pro-Christian values
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That's a matter of historical record. A bit different 300 years in the future on the internet on a website regarding an anonymous user.
You got fooled, you got tricked. You were deceived
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I miss @Penny so much it's unreal frick jannies man the site is different without her
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I dont care if penny is a man or woman. They are a LIAR about being southern, e.g. insisting ya'll is correct. Get the wall.
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HE OR SHE.
You replying took more effort than my choice of language.
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As opposed to y'all? Or yall? Or?
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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"Y'all" is the only way to spell it.
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Me and penny have literally exchanged pics. She's a black southern woman. Just because she types like an r-slur on an informal internet forum doesn't mean she's faking it.
Not directed at you, but the r-slurs that think she HAS to be fake
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You jerked off to a fake black woman
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She showed me her braids and her cat. Just run of the mill chatting stuff
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Cope
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She dmed me immediately after you grassed her that the deal with the fanfic contest in exchange for lore is now void, she's not gonna play the grass game
Jannies have again deprived us of actual content in favor of metashit
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Double jebaited. Why would someone leave a significant W on the table like that unless they were full of shit?
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We have an inordinate number of schizophrenics who refuse to touch the grass
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Grass rewards produce so much meta drama I love them!
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I like how little they truly get used lmfao
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@Merryvann grass should be cheaper than 1 day ban. It either lasts the amount of time to realize you are grassed and go outside or it makes drama. That's the point
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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Disagree, the higher price tag keeps it above the waterline from being overly spammed/abused and overall it's still far more economical to grass some one who refuses to touch grass than use ban awards and because it would take 28 unban awards to otherwise reverse it without the simple act of touching grass.
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disagree. It should be cheaper so I can get the grass badge.
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Merry Christmas! If you a really good male or female one I'll add to the examples
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I feel like the percentage of actual users who wouldn't go outside and touch grass is incredibly low. It shouldn't matter that the percentage of losers who deserve to be grassed refuse to touch grass is disproportionately high.
Grass should be used more. Simple as. It's a great award to costs too much.
The only people not touching grass is larpers and alts
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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The tricky thing is it requires janny intervention so if you grass someone in the dead of night there's a high chance they will not even be able to reverse it until morning despite touching grass (protip)
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So much this
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These mfers are so allergic to grass they don't even have houseplants
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I'm trying so hard but barely anyone besides me uses Tay emotes
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She's so skinny in that emote. I miss anamaxxing c*nty taylor.
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I would never.
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That's rich coming from someone who can't get grassed
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This unironically. It's insane how easy it is to out fake tards on this site.
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Cuz she would rather get grassed and take the slight L over being exposed as a brqphog and be known as a fat pig forever. Her “mystery” obviously has more value then the truth.
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No shit the mystery is valuable. Why wouldn't it be?
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Suuuure, suuuure, suuuure. I'm super sure this whole big thing they've been trying to build up is over with because of a little grass award. Could you please make it less obvious
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Okay and? They've lied about bigger things before lmfao
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She was literally just going to make something up anyway I'm at a loss as to how anyone thought it was gonna be the real story
Why is rDrama so allergic to playing along with things
A child would say something about Santa within earshot of the average rDrama user and they'd go off on a tangent deboonking the Claus NOT TO TROLL THE KID OR ANYTHING but just so everyone in the vicinity knows how they didn't fall for it
note this isn't at you personally it's literally just a general almost all users thing
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playing along with things is gay. we aren't at your christian youth group improv session
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Are you sure, cuz it sure does feel like it sometimes?
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whats with the spoiler box? are you sending me coded messages? And if you agree with my comment why dont u upvote there lil guy
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I'm blacking it out to change the sentence to say something slightly different, neighbor
If you want my upvote why don't you get down on your knees
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My mother told me straight up that Santa Claus was fake. I still played along with the other kids because I'm not an asocial r-slur lol
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Dramatic and whiny. Hmm very foid like
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@CHRIST___________DYNAMITE pay up
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When was she last online?
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It was never gonna happen, boo :)
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OMGGG THE HECKIN FANFIC CONTEST
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So @CHRIST___________DYNAMITE ruined it?
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I still blame whoever is responsible for not finishing up the fanfic contest. It was taking way too long.
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why did she take back her deal??? just tell aevann to unban her if she keeps her part of the deal
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