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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess.  11mo ago (text post) Edited 11mo ago 553 thread views #229746

[JANNIES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW] This local mom discovered ONE WEIRD trick to getting shitloads of dramacoin.

I probably shouldn't be sharing my secret with you guise, but I feel like I can really trust you, you know? :marseygossipsmug: Anyway, here goes...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028152014242792.webp

Just. Keep. Posting.

It's a bit of an open secret around here, but the average dramneurodivergent is not that bright. He will reflexively upmarsey almost anything that tickles his funnybone or flatters his prejudices. You, the canny dramamama, can use this tendency to your advantage: Just keep posting. No matter what anyone says, no matter how they downmarsey you or insult you, you're still racking up that coin, you're still winning. Think of it like ana and not-posting is like calories: You want to avoid not-posting at all costs. The only way to avoid not-posting is by posting. Keep posting.

It doesn't really matter if what you're posting is any good or not. 90% of everything is shit, but piles of shitty shitposts will still attract flies. If you post continuously, 18 hours a day, for just a few months, you'll soon find that you have tens or hundreds of thousands of dramacoins.

Next time: How to avoid goombling away your easily-earned pile of loot.

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:#marseyshesright:

I bet people will even upmarsey this zero effort emoji response.

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:#marseyscrolltroll:

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Come on open it up

OPEN THAT FRICKING SCROLL

Cmon baby ohh yea slowly...

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I laughed

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Downmarseys get you dramacoin too

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Just be a !goombler lmao

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!goomblers

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!slots123 this is your fault :marseypoor:

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>has 4000 coins :marseymimic: to goomble

>goombles 123 dc and gains :marseylifting: nothing

>im at fault

>mfw

:#taywhat:

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I've got bills to pay and mouths to feed and I thought this was a guaranteed win. Your lead was bad and now I'm in the hole big. !slots123 :marseygambling:

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!slots1000

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:#marseyfortuneteller:

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I can't be stopped

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GOOMBLE IT ALL

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Easy come easy go

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Reminder that sub 1000 slots :marseyluckycat: rolls :marseychonker: will not be rewarded

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!slots1001 :marseygolden:

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wait what

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!slots321 :marseypoor:

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what?! how?!

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LUCKY THREAD W000000 :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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!slots1320

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i tend to just upmarsey :marseyupmarsey: whatever :marseyjerkofffrown: post i read or interact with, i enjoy sharing the love with people

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My general rules are that I upmarsey if:

>I reply

>it's a reply to me

>I like them

>they mention me or are arguing with me

I downmarsey for humorous effect or when they're confidently, frustratingly wrong about something. Oh, and !downmarseyrs

If there is a slots pull I sidevote even if I would have otherwise voted

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is it me or is araara a bit of a boring upmarseyer

like u see it at the end of the day "oh wow ara has 320 upmarseys" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single ara upmarsey ?

but try geto...u can see the upmarsey i remember a geto upmarsey.

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is @getogeto still around? I take his downsorens serious, unlike the mass @i_upmarsey_jolly_posts voting strag. At least he keeps the economy running :marseyshrug:

Every updonger from !friendsofmimwee makes my day a little bit better :marseyjam:

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Ah… shit. I actually don't know! I kinda only pay attention to votes from people in the thread, to gauge how everyone's feeling. Getos are precious tho

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I upmarsey :marseyholdingcoin: anyone who interacts with me at any time

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CUTE TWINK

but also same.

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Factcheck: None of this is real.

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What about !slotsmb 5000 ?

!goomblers misia

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Check ur votes, king :marseyblush:

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You only said slots tho

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Too bad. :marseybow:

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If there is a slots pull I sidevote even if I would have otherwise voted

I'd have to go back and look, but I think I have examples of where this isn't the case. You must just love me that much.

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Yeah I feel like you've become pretty cool over the years, and your first attempt at leaving the site changed you for the better

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:#@gruenchlove::#@gruenchlove::#@gruenchlove:

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Oh sometimes I just upmarsey everyone in a thread. And sometimes I upmarsey contrarianly. And sometimes I upmarsey randomly.

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I upmarsey if someone insults me. I downmarsey if they annoy me. But if they're just annoying I upmarsey, carry the trans lives matter, add a marsey that makes me laugh…

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I downmarsey r-slurred cute twinks.

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Downmarsey me you little b-word.

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Even one's smarter than you, like me? :marseylaying:

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Reported by:

I upmarseyd you. :marsey:

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Next time: How to avoid goombling away your easily-earned pile of loot.

@GoombleAllTheWay you either need to follow @JimieWhales or you need to block her, I'm not sure which.

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!slots4000 lmao

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I have 10k comments but not even 70k updoots. :marseysad:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg/giphy.webp

For example, @Xena has 55k+ comments.

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my heart is telling me Beep Boop I am a bot

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bad bot

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Darn we have almost the fricking exact same number of comments but I have 20k upmarseys on you. Have you tried being around in early 2022 when the fricking site had more users and better threads, b-word?

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Are we losing users? We need to advertize better.

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Try having 25k comments and 165k upmarseys :marseysad:

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The trick to making dc is through the main way of making dc :#marseyshook:

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:#marseyretardchad:

YES

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A single mother, I take it?

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Sidevote

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Doesn't matter: you're still driving engagement. All attention is good attention. :marseyattentionseeker:

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What even is a sidevote? I've sat with my ignorance for long enough.

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It just means not voting at all lol

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... Huh. So it only matters if you inform others that you've chosen not to engage, nullifying the benefit of the vote system. But it provokes more drama. That's stupid and yet makes perfect sense.

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Something something something Bardfinn

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Exactly. People here love Bardfinn, so if you can't think of a good comment just post any old nonsense about her and that'll be worth a few DC at least. If you use fem pronouns, you can reap some chud downmarseys and sneeding, too.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 10 minutes and 54 seconds Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

7 Day trend:

████          7  12-11
█████████     18 12-12
████          7  12-13
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█████████████ 25 12-15
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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 14 hours 34 minutes and 18 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

newest bardfriend is vaporwave at 17:14 on 14-12-2023

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>hundreds of thousands

I never stop and I get <1k a day :marseysad:

God darn enby tax

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:@gruenchpat: enbys aren't real but have an upmarsey anyway

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I am literally not real

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https://media.giphy.com/media/kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e/giphy.webp

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Can you spare me some coins queen? You have a lot while i goombled all of mine

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:#marseyrandom:

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Didn't read, upmarseyd

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i updoot all the things :marseycrayoneater:

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i'm living proof of this being true. :smoke:

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Now you have to make 1032 comments to earn that back.

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:#marseysmug3:

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:#marseyrandom:

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Proof

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I do the same basic thing, but mostly with comments, because posting involves more clicks/effort/caring

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I'm sidevoting on purpose

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Bardfinn

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 59 minutes and 17 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Top 10 bard respectors:

sACAclaus: 150

911roofer: 71

SpittingScrapmetal: 69

c*rp BIPOCMASflorist: 60

Bask_Om_Gifting: 44

arsey: 41

TariqNasheed: 34

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Malloween: 29

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And this is in large part why current rdrama sucks.

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