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:marseybeggar:Can u guys help a bwoke begging nyigga out :!marseybeggar:

@MlLF nyeeds cash nyow!

He said he'ww kiww himself unless he gets swome dc dwonyated!

Dwonyate guys, hurry pwease!

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Dramatards have donated 120K to this neighbour :marseywtf2:. 9K from me. He was told multiple times to quit while he was ahead. It just seems he'll keep goombling till he loses everything so donating coins is a pointless activity :marseydisagree:.

!fellas

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Based :marseychadretardtrump:

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  • GILF : bro...this @ is not mine :platybruh:

So basically he's an old lady playing slots or video poker or pachinko all day.

Hey @Milf maybe take some time out of day to leave Dotty's for an hour and go out there and find some dramatic content on the internet.

!pnw I mentioned Dotty's and nobody else will get it so please upmarsey me.

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I don't know what Dotty's is either tbf we only gamble on the rez and spend our winnings on m80 firecrackers like God intended

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It's these weird little places in strip malls where (as far as I understand from my extensive contacts with the lowlife community) hopeless middle aged women who have given up on life daydrink and play low stakes gambling machines waiting for men to hit on them.

We like to believe we're better than these people. But all we have is enough self awareness to create dramacoins so we can goomble over them without anybody getting hurt.

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!slots 1000

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broke even

and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep

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I went into a Dotty's on accident once with some friends and was very confused about where we were. It was one of the ones that said deli on the sign and the woman working there was very apologetic that they didn't really have food.

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But what if he finally wins.

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He can't "win". He almost never makes big bets(like 5K+) and the only time he does choose to make a big bet is when he is on a losing streak aka the phase where you hit 1 win for a dozen or so losses and makes a desperate big bet.

I'm no math nerd but that's a guaranteed no win strategy.

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  • GILF : give me 10k and I'll come back with 100k...that's a promise

But what if he wins though.

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You can give him your coins to test out that theory :marseysmug2:.

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Literally :marseyme: rhisb

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  • GILF : you again? I thought I was going to get screwed :marseysmug2:
  • DickButtKiss : Ur finished bud ^^^

is this spiderman?

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