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Christmas_Commander hail/cobra With the Cobra Weather Dominator™, we can ensure a white Christmas for anyone willing to pay!  10mo ago (image post) 204 thread views #236118

Our casino is very well coded.

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I've just assumed that the dealer is aware of what I have and will play to beat it. It appears that is not the case.

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The dealer has rules they have to play by that don't have anything to do with you. They can't stick on 14 just because that's beating you, they have to draw another card.

Just like real casinos.

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Wouldn't know, I don't goomble at casinos with real money.

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At a casino :marseygambling: you will almost always be playing with other people at the table, dealer doesn't care what you have

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Blackjack is one of the shittiest casino games to play youre not missing much

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:#marseyseethe:

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In blackjack, the dealer always must hit if he has under 16.

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Dealer has to hit at 16 or under. This is true for irl

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How do you not know the rules of blackjack?

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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:marseycrying: i lost like 7k this morning i wish i had your luck

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Oh, I'm down like 1500 today. I just hit stay instead of hit by accident on that one and thought it was funny.

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This neighbor played competitive head to head blackjack in the group home

:!#marseyrofl:

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Kill Soren. Behead Soren. Roundhouse kick Soren into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby Soren into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Soren. Defecate in Soren's food. Launch Soren into the sun. Stir fry Soren in a wok. Toss Soren into active volcanoes. Urinate into Soren's gas tank. Judo throw Soren into a wood chipper. Twist Soren's head off. Report Soren to the IRS. Karate chop Soren in half. Curb stomp pregnant Soren. Trap Soren in quicksand. Crush Soren in the trash compactor. Liquify Soren in a vat of acid. Eat Soren. Dissect Soren. Exterminate Soren in the gas chamber. Stomp Soren's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Soren in the oven. Lobotomize Soren. Mandatory abortions for Soren. Grind Soren fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Soren in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Soren with a ray gun. Kick old Soren down the stairs. Feed Soren to alligators. Slice Soren with a katana.

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:soren#genocide:

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