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does carp have a job or is he just on here all day

no, jannying isnt a job unless u are getting paid with real money.

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carp is my beautiful trophy husband.

my hands look like this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17052049555680041.webp

so that his hands can look like this

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we look great together

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17052052205724146.webp


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darling, while i'm toiling in the coal mines tomorrow do you think you could order me a Hello Kitty niqab off amazon, to match my slippers?

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Gonna need your Amex babe the chase sapphire is maxed again


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He flips Pokรฉmon cards, quite successfully

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He works as a towelboy in a Romanian bathhouse i think

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Soren enslaved him?


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:marseypastor: :questionmark:

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Carp is the drama equivalent of bardy

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 54 minutes and 37 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Average time between mentions: 0 days 02 hours 01 minutes and 10 seconds

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carp is an unarmed security :marseysecuritron: guard :marseyblart: at Pittsburgh :marseyyinzer: McDonalds. Most of the day he can just post on rdrama :marseyoverseether: but he has to take a break twice a week to choke :marseychoke: out particularly aggressive BIPOCs

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he has claimed to spend his time here while at work which is based but you can also pretty easily tell he's doing something minimum wage and likely won't get much further than that

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  • ticktocktrain : never make fun of me for living with my parents again

I am a full time caretaker for my mother's house and if you factor in the room and board I get (a full 1/1 basement apartment) it is far more than minimum wage


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Nice

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Do you walk the dogs too?

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tell me if you want me to revoke my lolcow of the year vote anytime

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He has one of those lazy girl jobs https://i.rdrama.net/images/17052049403753808.webp

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:#marseytransaxe:

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:marseyscream:

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He works in tech lol

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carp is probably a generic codecel who is always on the computer anyway.

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Nah he's way too bad with coding to be a codecel lmao

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maybe he's a marketingcel :marseylongpost: or something

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It's Saturday.

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Carp does more work in one microsecond than you do in a whole year

@Red_Shill love sucking peepee

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