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The_ACA The/The The  10mo ago (text post) Edited 10mo ago 192 thread views #237517

Don't keep adding fast versions of emojis. Just add a function to use $ inside the colons to make the gif faster, and the more $ you add the faster it goes.

:$$$$$#chudtantrum:

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:#hamtaroseeds:

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ill stuff dollars in your colon

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uwu yes daddy

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:marseybeesfast: :$marseybeewiggler: <-it works on the latest iOS update :wow:

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:marseyagreewarpspeed:

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I'll code this function in two weeks.

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I could probably do this but I don't really want to, seems like a lot of work

:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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:#coom:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17053380464896317.webp

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:$$$$$#soysnooseethe:

:#marseysmughips:

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This is a great idea

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:#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$marseynullbipolar:

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@transb-word :marseybeanpleading:

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This is something that I considered. Unfortunately there is no way to control playback speed client-side, so you would have to do it server side. There are two options here:

1. Store sped-up versions; this would easily x2 or x3 the size of the emoji database, depending on how many sped up versions you would like to store

2. Generate the sped-up versions on demand; which runs into the issue that there will be a delay while the server creates the new emoji.

There is also the question of should the sped up versions use motion blur? (many of the manually created ones do)

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The site can add a Pet and Bounce to emojis but can't vary speed? I want my money back

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check this out: https://github.com/geelen/x-gif

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Looks nice, although all the gif are actually converted to webp so idk if that will even work

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I'm having doubts you're a tran woman. They would have solved this with, "hold my hrt", pulled up their striped socks, and made a solution including fully expressive semantic syntax within an hour.

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What about what these people are saying? https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34447517/how-to-optimize-animated-gif-by-using-client-side-javascript

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Yes, I mean you could do that, but it would be slow af

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Yes, It is very much possible. Read more about HTML5 Canvas and you will get how to achieve that.

probably more annoying than doing it server side. I vote for loading ffmpeg on the client with wasm and increasing the playback rate with that.

there's also easy mode of just converting the webps to an actual video format, for a size win, then changing the playback rate of the video tag

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i usually enjoy disagreeing with tb but.. this is a terrible idea

I'm not trying to have client side bootlegged image processing that my phone has to do just to render someone's low effort shitpost with ffmpeg/imagemagick while I'm scrolling

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I punched her in the face. She was a disgusting person to look at and smelled, and she's obviously an entitled, ignorant redneck. It was easy, because she kept saying 'I'm doing a PhD, I'm doing a PhD!', and I just kept replying, "Yes, we all know that, but what are you doing? What is your degree in? Are you going to get another one?" She kept saying "I'm doing a PhD" over and over. And in the end I walked out and said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay here, redneck."

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