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CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM Torture/Rape If you're under 14, do not interact  10mo ago (image post) 396 thread views #238606
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What's the origins of everyone's username?

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Inspired by a few comments in a different thread so now I'm curious

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I compulsively come up with scatological puns on song lyrics and things like that, and in 2017 I was playing a digital MTG knockoff where this card was part of the meta:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17056930551696646.webp

I had dozens of similar riffs on other cards but this is the only one I remember because that particular combination of words is just so affronting on its own.

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in case you're wondering how such an underwhelming card was playable, as a digital-only game there was a mechanic where the top creature card in your deck could get its statline buffed before you draw it, which meant efficient flyers were really good. also I think priority worked differently so it was harder for your opponent to blow you out if you tried to put a buff on it (and there were a lot of things that granted one-time protection from enemy effects).

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