The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

As none of you may have seen--my death via rope was reported via this post:

https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/241698/bloodybridge-killed-himself-aka-bridge

@Spiderman

Here are the facts:

Some of you may wish me dead. This is perfectly acceptable and understandable. Some of you, if not all of you don't even know who I am.

I am, regrettably not among the deceased. Being a ghost would be super cool, though. I'd get to haunt people and shit. (If the afterlife is real. Spoiler alert: It's probably not.)

I do wish to die someday. Having attempted roping myself twice, they say that third time's the charm. However, if that day does come, it will be recorded and you will all get to see the end of this pathetic human named bridge.

I do not do drugs. I do not have s*x.

So, now that everything is cleared up it's time to address the ghost in the room:

Spider incorrectly stated in rdrama chat that I decapitated my father. That would be incredibly rude and disrespectful. Decapitation is a horrible way to kill someone or get rid of a body.

There's too much work involved, there's a lot of work, and well...it's messy. You have to think of the smell when considering corpse disposal.

Spider was confused, this is understandable. He's my friend, he's a cool guy, but he has his faults. After doing some research I have discovered the author of the ghost post that spider thought was me--he will not be named. I will say that the author is not in a good place at the moment and wishes to not be questioned further on said post. He does enjoy the bait and swittch, so you have to be careful.

All in all, if you have any questions don't hesitate to comment or reach out. If any of you are going through a crisis; it's imperative that you talk to someone. Just don't let that person be me.

I'm alive for the here and now. Let's take each moment and cherish it.

TL;DR?

I'm not dead.

@Spiderman said I decapitated my dad (I didn't. Messy, work and smell.)

The mistaken-as-me ghost poster wishes to not be disturbed and says, "lol, u were trolled!"