Oh would u wook what tim it is... mwore SPWL metadwama

Cwontext: https://rdrama.net/post/243887/drake-hog-leak-marseyshoe/5897339#context

Hey SPAL. I reawwy didn't mean two be mean two u, pinky pwomise. I was fricking making a fricking twongue-in-cheek jwoke. Yes, I guess u cwould say it was fricking at ywour expense, but if this reawwy angers u, u might be taking the fricking gay c.at website a fricking littwal twoo seriouswy tbh.

Nyow ontwo our ghwost pwost.... I didn't wwite it. Like seriouswy, u're way oworthinking this, like seriouswy that post has nyothing two dwo with u. I didn't make it, and reawwy its ywour thats making u think ewerything is fricking abwout u. I can't reawwy pwuv it, but gwo upmarsey the fricking post and check two see if my twuescwore updates. It won't.

The fricking rewl reaswon that I wanted two caww u, b-word? Because I was fricking in a fricking manyic high and was fricking with my bwoyfwiend and was fricking gwoing two sleep. If I were fricking able two caww u, it would mean that I cwould turn my phwonye scween off and alswo be emwotionyawwy pwesent with my bf. I use discword almwost exclusivewy fwom my phwonye, almwost like its whatsapp. And it saves mwe a fricking wot of tim just two talk instead of type... Alswo, I've nyoticed that peopwal tend two like mwe mwore wen talking. I think talking owor the fricking phwonye gives aww of us a fricking bit mwore humanyity, makes it swo we actuawwy can empathize with the fricking perswon on the fricking other end of the fricking linye. Its just much mwore perswonywl than typing. Alswo typing is fricking annyoying af

Anyways, thats why I like cawwing peopwe. I've cawwed @ticktockgone (RIP) and swoapy, the fricking latter of which is a fricking mega twansphwobe. We've swort of becwome fwiends after cawwing.

Alswo, SPAL, playfwl teasing is fricking part of rDwama. Like seriouswy, this isn't swome elabworate plan two dwo anything two u... just making jwokes...

SPAL, I wanted two like u. I saw u as the fricking underdwog, and u weren't super mean two mwe right off the fricking bat (unlike mwost users here). But if u're gwoing two tweat mwe like this, like I'm swome kind of mwonster, I'm dwonye.

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