The truth about @404incorrect

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the

way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing

aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is

why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim

with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)

It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic

manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals

of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please

comment freely.

Doom!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare

thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.