I asked her if her refrigerator was running. She went to go check. After a minute or two she came back and said yes. I said that's good, because modern refrigeration is a necessity in today's world.
Then we talked about FroCho's feet for like an hour.
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I just spoke with Carp's mom on the phone. I asked her if her refrigerator was running. She asked if I was r-slurred. After a minute or two I said yes and talked about feet but after like an hour she hung up.
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Post feet
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THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT
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I hope it was healing for you
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It was restorative justice
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Were you leaking precum during the phone call?
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Before and after as well since I've been locked in chastity for 6 years
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women are a lot like a refrigerator
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cold inside?
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it's
@coned, so it probably has to do with murder and fricking the dead corpse somehow
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it's a simpsons reference but none of you are cool enough to get it!
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knowing every Simpsons reference was cool 30 years ago
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stfu zoomer
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Belongs in the kitchen
Upmarseys to the left fellas
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Full of milk jugs and belongs in the kitchen
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they're always running?
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it's going to be funny if krayon (sister toucher) calls frozen's parents now
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I mean probably ya
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Did you talk about her massive chin?
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she sounds hot.
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is it tho? Salting and brining still exists. We need to get rid of all modern refrigeration toughen these people up a bit
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milf?
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mother
in charge of giving
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Refrigerator moms make their kids gay, so it's good you're double checking she's doing her part.
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Did you ask why she didn't consider abortion 45 years ago?
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No but I got ultrasound pics of her feet
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When did you call her?
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Just barely hung up
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You're lying. She's been with me for the past 3 hours and we've been at the arboretum. She's awesome and I really value her friendship
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No that's her body double that I pay for as a decoy
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That explains the Thundercats obsession
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It's bone fide marsified
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I called up Poj's mom
She said pizza was adopted. And a mistake. He was adopted by mistake
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Alright, here it is. Listen up you absolutely filthy degenerate. I am unblocking you after months (nearly a year) to say this only and only once so that the people who are upmarseying your filth know exactly who you are and what you do. For months you have been hounding my comments in an attempt to elicit a response from me, you have made multiple accounts confessing your 'love' for me. Sent me countless number of private messages inviting me to frick you. You have tailed my comments asking me if I would like to have a 'bang bang' coffee with you and discussed with other redditors if they'd like to watch as you frick me. I have witnessed the change in your comment strategy to siding by me to gain brownie points to posting absolute trash so that I give up and respond to your bullshit.
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yeah i fricked her
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