@pizzashill, you are welcome. @Poj, please forgive him. You guys are like my adoptive rDrama parents, I can't handle another divorce.
Edit: Computer, enhance:
@D do you feel like an r-slur yet?
Edit 2: For you illiterate r-slurs, pizza makes around 210k a year
How many of you wagies are pulling that?
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Oh lord it's b-word neighbor sunday or something. Pizza's a b-word, you're a b-word cuz you pizza, and now you can't get any from your b-word cuz she dumped you
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!friendsofpizzashill lets settle this, tell @D how much pizza really makes.. we need to reveal pizza's power level like pizza did with the pistachio mafia, else these r-slurs will keep making fun of our lord and saviour
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@D how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
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LIKE I DO NOW SINCE IM ON A CUT
SO ACTUALLY PRETTY BAD HENCE MY CONSTANT DRAMA POSTING CUZ IM PRETTY HUNGRY
Gotta get shredded.
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Breakfast is gay anyway. The euphoric mania caffeine on an empty stomach gives you should be enough to fuel and real man to 1 or 2 pm
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Pizzashill eats out of a dumpster, he wouldn't do that if he made more than min wage.
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never heard of /r/frugalliving?
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That's something only poor people do.
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pizza is not poor he buys jugs of ice tea and bulk meats which would have been thrown out
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Didn't we JUST have a thread about Google engineers using a food bank?
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He can have all the supermarket salad he wants
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he makes as much as a b-word who stocks shelves
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Pizza's comp was 50% based on secretly coordinating deli specials.
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IM FRICKIN READY
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