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ManBearHumbug O/I Subject Expert: Mayo Nonsense/Moderator  5mo ago (image post) 152 thread views #274763

Spiderman and I are the new spal and ted

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Just trying to fill the wrong hole in your soul

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dude bussy lmao

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I'm totally on @Spiderman side no matter how this pans out

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Okay, but I'm not paying child support.

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Let's be more accurate, you can't pay child support. Get a job

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If I did that I'd have to pay child support

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Whose gonna choke who?

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That was frozen :marseyindignant:

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do u mean spam and eggs?

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romance! :marseystroke:

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I swear to god I'm starting to hate the word cope, it's getting up there with based and "king shit" on my list of stuff that internetstrags say way too much

The other day I made the case that just having kids doesn't mean you're contributing to society and the copestrags came out of the woodwork there too, as if it's not possible to not be a permavirgin and also question whether filling a kitty with baby batter is actually an accomplishment

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that there's a lot of projection going on around here. If you can only ever hope to c*m inside someone twice in your life I guess getting them pregnant would seem like more of an accomplishment

Anyway, where am I? Oh, right, we were talking about fatties

Frick it, I'm gonna take my meds and go out for my daily run

Because I'm not fat, you see, but I am a schizo

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