He's like a tracker. He has encyclopedic knowledge of his surroundings, and he uses it to stalk his prey: cheap food. And occasionally, a wild vaginad creature simply gets entranced by his outstanding IQ
You're literally sitting here doubting Pizza? He goes where the discounts take him buddy.
The fact that you think that it means nothing more than just going to a cheap supermarket says a lot about your lack of imagination, and your borderline insane unwillingness to trust in the Shill
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!metashit i love sucking peepee!!!!
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!fatsmellyuglyr-slurs
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Hot
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What you fricks don't realise is how attractive confidence is to women.
And when he's in a grocery store? There's nobody more confident than Pizzashill. He's in his fricking ZONE
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His hunting grounds
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He's like a tracker. He has encyclopedic knowledge of his surroundings, and he uses it to stalk his prey: cheap food. And occasionally, a wild vaginad creature simply gets entranced by his outstanding IQ
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Okay well tell me then, why isn't he at Winco?
(I made it big because it's the one where Marsey is thinking but she's also doubting you.)
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You're literally sitting here doubting Pizza? He goes where the discounts take him buddy.
The fact that you think that it means nothing more than just going to a cheap supermarket says a lot about your lack of imagination, and your borderline insane unwillingness to trust in the Shill
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I mean I was just... I was just asking how he did it. You don't have to... you know... be that way... about it.
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!metashit do you think @pizzashill is about to peepee her down? I also heard he's circumcised
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Nah he's gonna feed her expired pork and they'll both be too sick to frick
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Come and get me big fella
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True love is holding a foid's hair as she pukes into the potty. That's when you know you met the one
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No, true love is sticking your fingers down her throat like a gentleman so she can empty her guts
!coomers
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Sometimes a woman doesn't have the will to choose bulimia so you have to choose it for her.
!thin
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Keep yourself safe
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later
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He should probably have some dead pig in the oven to cover his bases
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Oh god the power dynamics this is literally r*pe
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Well pizzashill? What kind of pork is it? Because if it's pork chops I'm not putting out
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Long pork.
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He means his peanits
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This does not look appetizing
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Straggot
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Thx
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Wait til the pistachio orders come in and he starts offering up nuts
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after his chicken sale he deserves all the kitty on this mf planet
Thanks team π
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