Points in favor:
1. I should 
be allowed to spergout wherever I want.
2. It will be dramatic
3. It will multiply sneed 
for the mods to have a favorite 
user who is an obvious 
r-slur.
4. Please. I ask nicely.
5. Most of the lolcows you ban award 
every few days hate my guts. So it's like 2x torturing the bad lolcows.
Countering the points against:
1. If you give in to the demands of this r-slur 
he will keep coming back - Factcheck: False. I rarely trouble 
the mods. My hobby is writing 
spergouts that get ignored. My levels of being annoying 
have stayed consistent over time. So there 
is no reason to believe 
they would 
increase 
any further in the future.
2. It will upset 
other users - Good. Let them sneed.
3. It is too much effort. - I have no idea. I assume it's like a 3-4 clicks task.
4. There is no reward. - My 1 in 10 high quality 
educational 
spergouts is the reward.
5. He supports the wrong 
side. - I support whichever team the mods support. As a true dramanaut I have no allegiance to any cause. I hate or love women 
and children 
and jews and blacks and Canadians 
and bongs as per convenience in the moment.
Conclusion:
You should make me unexilable to make this site more fun and enjoyable for the users as they will now have access 
to users who will never 
leave 
them.
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Your posts are mostly just boring, not really seethe inducing. Maybe if you try harder to stir shit you could get special privileges
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I should
get special 
privileges for being a frequent neighbor.
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I think other dramatards have made this exact request for these same reasons, but they've mostly been
s and more dramatic.
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Well behaved ones should
be rewarded.
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Feature request: Shove fifteen porcupine quills into your urethra at once.
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I am a man dummy.
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Right, sorry. Twenty.
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No like, I am a man.
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Wrong.
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did you have flashbacks
from when you were dont_log_me_out?
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Who is that?
I have never
heard 
of them before 
in my whole life.
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DLMO was way smarter. No way they're the same guy
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I support it.
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All of those
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You are a black
d(t)roid?
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Me first, because it would make spiderman rope and that would be hilarious
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Yeah right
!followers!
I won't be defeated
by this one
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You will be defeated by your own neurodivergent self, lol
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Create your own hole chud
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If you want me to leave you have to fund me to contain myself.
Donate me 100,000 dc and I will create and stay in my own hole. ( Assuming the cost of a hole is lower than 100,000 dc )
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Just ping carp in all your posts until he buys you one
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what's his current alt?
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Make me a hole and I will contain myself
there.
Name it /h/gigachad_manifesto and then mod me.
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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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