will the real slim starry please stand up?

there is a scourge haunting rdrama. the scourge of fake starrys. @starry_alt @starry-alt @starryy is the list so far. @starry is the "real" starry (i personally think they aren't larping because their /tttt/ knowledge is fairly advanced for a larping cissy, but i acknowledge there is contention at least)

im not sure what the intention is here, as the fake alts are mostly just baiting chuds into seething about s at the moment. maybe a centrist? im also not sure if this is one person or multiple people, and im not neurodivergent enough to analyze vote patterns. but consider this your psa. do not take posts from these fake starrys at face value. make your own decisions about the "real" starry, but we know for a fact the other accounts are trolling.

!metashit !cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid

(P.S. my mom played a LOT of eminem and cake in the car while i was growing up. until adele became mainstream in the early 2010s . maybe being subjected to adele for hundreds of hours as a child is what actually caused my numerous mental illnesses)