I would like a raise.

Thank you all for meeting with me today.

As you know, I've been running the !friendsofxirabolt ping group since its inception in August of 2024.

I have singlehandedly fostered this ping group's growth from 1 trusty user (with four alts) to a whopping 5 users -- that's a 500% increase just this quarter.

However, due to a variety of circumstances, the workload in managing a ping group has risen dramatically. What used to be a single request from a pingmaxxxer per week, has now turned into four or five requests so far this morning, including several requests that disappeared when I attempted to review them (which in my opinion is a form of gaslamping from the administrative team).

Additionally, I am unable to work from home due to the capitalist hellscape we are all enslaved to. The cellular signal at this location is abysmal at best which, besides being a human rights violation, makes it very difficult to ignore my IRL job and shitpost on this gay cat dating website. Just making this post took nearly 20 minutes and necessitated shutting off wifi on my laptop to free up bandwidth.

Between the increased efforts involved in my position, inflation, the looming threat of Project 2025, and the toll these phantom requests have taken on my mental health, I feel as though I am deserving of an increase in my paypig salary. From my calculations, a fair compensation is 125,000 marseybux per year, or 10,500 per month (plus tip).

@Aevann, @carpathianflorist, @Xena, @FrozenChosen, @woolfbaby, @Dave, this request does not come lightly. Rdrama cannot survive without ping groups. Dramanaut morale is directy proprotional to effectiveness of pings.

I trust you will make the correct decision. For me. For you. For Drama.

Thank you.