Will someone put my Kamala Harrpants song to music and sing it?

Are ya ready, America?

Aye-aye, Brandon!

I can't hear you!

AYE-AYE, BRANDON!

Oooooooooooooooh!

Who lives in a coconut up in DC?

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

Indian, black, and a lawyer is she!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

If political nonsense be something you wish,

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

Then go cast your vote and brag like a b-word!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

Ready?

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

KAMALA HARRPANTS!

KAMALAAA HARRPAAANTS!

Ah ha ha ha ah har har har!

!chuds