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A highly scientific analysis of which comments get upmarseyd here :marseychartbar:

In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:

  • anything related to :!marseytrain:s :marseytrans2:

  • just a single marsey and no words :marseygrouphug:

  • moidmoments/foidmoments :marseyfeminist: :marseyfoidretard:

  • hating Japan :marseykamikaze:

  • insulting other users :marseyfuckyou:

  • calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent :marseygigaretard: :marseyautism:

What does not get upmarseys:

  • figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this. :marseyfigureskate:

  • references to old boomer music and movies :marseyboomer:

  • "dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years. :marseychartdowntrend:

  • replying to that butthole sidevoter @Sphereserf3232 :marseyraging:

Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.

Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?

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>replying to that butthole sidevoter @Sphereserf3232 :marseyraging:

I don't get it :marseyconfused:

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He'll ask you a question, often one that you have to put time and thought into answering. And then he never upmarseys you. :marseybeanangry:

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He doesn't? :marseyshook:

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See for yourself. He's only given out about 30 upmarseys.

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>18,000 comments

@Sphereserf3232 might have even @jesus beat on highest ratio of comment volume to comment quality

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Why does he do it? :marseysad:

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Look, baby, I don't know the "why." I've heard all the jive. This one sidevotes because Mama won't tuck him in at night, that one because girls wouldn't welcome him with open arms. I don't know the "why."

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u ruined the bit by upmarseying his comments :marseyill:

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I dindn't want to hurt his feelings :marseyangel:

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Why not? :!marseyconfused:

@Redactor0 loves abuse! :marseyfluffy:

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:marseyagreefast:

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What bit? :marseysad:

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:#marseykneel:

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