In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:
anything related to
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just a single marsey and no words
moidmoments/foidmoments
hating Japan
insulting other users
calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent
What does not get upmarseys:
figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this.
references to old boomer music and movies
"dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years.
replying to that butthole sidevoter
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Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.
Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?
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Why no analysis on the relationship between pinging groups and upmarseys?
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That's a good idea.
Would be interesting but I rarely use ping groups so it wouldn't work on my own comments at least.
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