A highly scientific analysis of which comments get upmarseyd here

In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:

• anything related to s

• just a single marsey and no words

• moidmoments/foidmoments

• hating Japan

• insulting other users

• calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent

What does not get upmarseys:

• figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this.

• references to old boomer music and movies

• "dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years.

• replying to that butthole sidevoter @Sphereserf3232

Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.

Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?

!metashit