In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:
anything related to
s 
just a single marsey and no words
moidmoments/foidmoments
hating Japan
insulting other users
calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent
What does not get upmarseys:
figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this.
references to old boomer music and movies
"dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years.
replying to that butthole sidevoter
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Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.
Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?
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Timing really helps. Mornings and around 5-6pm. Weekends are slow.
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Are you telling me most people here are actually
normies with jobs and just larp as neurodivergent 
r-slurs 
? I thought 
I finally found 
my people 
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The jig is up...
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Even worse, they're poors who can't post from work
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I do pretty well during working hours on the East Coast, where I assume we've got our highest density of users. But part of that is morning on the Best Coast, so it's hard to tell.
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