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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage  3mo ago (text post) 711 thread views #292797 spent 790 currency on pings

A highly scientific analysis of which comments get upmarseyd here :marseychartbar:

In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:

  • anything related to :!marseytrain:s :marseytrans2:

  • just a single marsey and no words :marseygrouphug:

  • moidmoments/foidmoments :marseyfeminist: :marseyfoidretard:

  • hating Japan :marseykamikaze:

  • insulting other users :marseyfuckyou:

  • calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent :marseygigaretard: :marseyautism:

What does not get upmarseys:

  • figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this. :marseyfigureskate:

  • references to old boomer music and movies :marseyboomer:

  • "dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years. :marseychartdowntrend:

  • replying to that butthole sidevoter @Sphereserf3232 :marseyraging:

Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.

Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?

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@Grue don't feel like doing this level of analysis on @Grue's own content but @Grue want too see, you should do it for me! I'll give you 1000 DC for an equivalent effort good faith writeup

@Grue stand with Israel being roundhouse kicked into the concrete

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I went through the first 5 pages of your comments and it was pretty much the same results as mine. Except my zero effort comments are a little more likely to get upmarseys than your zero effort comments.

  • I found that your comments about meta stuff actually did pretty well. Apparently dramanauts are more obsessed with ourselves than we like to admit.

  • It reminded me that hating bongs and journos also score well. In fact, hating any country at all probably does well, but some countries better than others.

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!antibharatiya is a consistent winner :marseyw:

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Apparently dramanauts are more obsessed with ourselves than we like to admit.

Proving once again that deep down we're just redditors in denial :marseyitso#ver:

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Even worse. We're Facebook in denial.

:#marseyitneverbegan:

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Good idea. :marseyhmm:

Let me catch up on today's important threads first and then I will. Remind me if I forget.

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