In an effort to get to know my audience, I went through a few dozen of comments to see which ones people like. I see that what gets a lot of upmarseys is:
anything related to
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just a single marsey and no words
moidmoments/foidmoments
hating Japan
insulting other users
calling anybody an r-slur or neurodivergent
What does not get upmarseys:
figure skating - I'm really pissed off about this.
references to old boomer music and movies
"dude bussy lmao" - The popularity of this phrase has declined over the years.
replying to that butthole sidevoter
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Notice that the quality or effort put into it doesn't seem to have any impact either way.
Is this consistent with your experience? What other kinds of r-slurred low-effort bullshit can I post that will get me upmarseys?
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Like i get that you're neurodivergent about figure skating but most people aren't and im not even gonna read that shit
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Yeah, I just do it as a gimmick. Except for those effortposts about the Russians doping kids in the Olympics. That was gold. You gotta have a few gimmicks or else people will forget who you are. Understandable because we can't use faces or voices to distinguish each other.
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I didn't know you did effort posts about figure skating
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Part 1 of 3.
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That doesn't mean I really want to read it
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I'm going to kill your entire family.
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I have my gimmicks, i know
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Yeah shore
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Curling is the true sport of kings anyways.
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I'm not sexually attracted to the figure skaters but the curlers really do it for me somehow.
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Can work on a team, demonstrated domestic talent, and doesn't b-word about being cold.
It's a magical Christmasland of rare foid skills.
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