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Announcing !teenagers

:alienfinger: Are you sick and tired of all these dramaBOOMERS and 20-year-old MILLENIALS having all the fun? Come join our hip new ping group for the youngest legal rDrama users who everyone else is super uncomfortable with the presence of, those of the ages 18 and 19!

I also need someone to take the reigns for me in approximately :marseysal: because I will no longer be a teenager then.

Dual membership with the boozers ping group is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED.

!metashit !oolschayootershays

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Happy Birthday :marseyparty: !metashit

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Thanks :marseyheart:

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It's not my birthday for another 6 days :#marseycry:

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Avg teen drama user !commenters

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They probably look like :marseys#oyteen:

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The right one is cross eyed lmao

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That's wall-eyed.

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:marsey!drunk: + :marse!y420: im guessing

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How come your mind immediately jumps to underage boys' peepees?


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YOU MADE ME THIS WAY.

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:honeypotj#ak:

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I also need someone to take the reins for me in approximately :marseysal: because I will no longer be a teenager then.

:marseyviewerstare:

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it was a real scramble to shore up 10k dramacoin before my 20th birthday

or maybe I failed to and am just covering my butt?

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Some things make more sense now

Some less

Upmarseyd for bravery

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:marseyill: did you not know just how young I am? I thought it was obvious...

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i thought you were at least in your 20s......

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I assume everyone here is children but like, only mentally

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So what makes more sense, and what makes less sense?

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What makes more sense is your response to positive attention, naivety to the world/still finding things novel, enthusiasm for dumbshit and not being afraid of your own force of will and bringing it to bear on others

What makes less sense is your developed belief system, your cynicism towards people at large, and how you respond to certain users/what you ask of other users.

I will be declining further questions.

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>how you respond to certain users/what you ask of other users.

>I will be declining further questions.

What a cruel combination of phrases.

Developed belief system: I never stopped asking "why?" I like to imagine it's because I'm smarter than everyone. Maybe it's because I'm dumber than everyone.

Cynicism towards people at large: whenever I have trusted someone, I have been betrayed. Whenever I have been vulnerable with someone, I have been stabbed in my weak spot. Whenever I have needed someone, they have been nowhere to be found. I struggle to see value in relationships with other people, because every time I'm dumb enough to enter one, I'm used.

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@Communist_spez you still have some time before becoming a junior wizard?

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@DeforesterCarpathian another mop for your collection :broom:

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:marseyconfused:

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He's believed to be 18-19 as well

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No.

1. Carp killed !schoolshooters but is pinging !oolschayootershays

!oolschayootershays !fedposters

2. .

Did you know that toluene is a common industrial solvent, but if you mix it with sulfuric acid and nitric acid you can make TNT?

You can make an even more potent explosive with aspirin by the same method!

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lol

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It's called picric acid and was the most common explosive in the early years of WW1. It's more explosive than TNT yet more dangerous to work with.

German High Command tried to run a scam to corner the market on Edison's phenol plant. It has a Wikipedia page.

!ifrickinglovescience !chemistry !physics !engineering !historychads

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It's also a really bad weight loss drug, I learned that from a 4chan greentext.

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Most things that explode work extremely well for weight loss but are not medically recommended for that purpose. Most people prefer to retain the weight of their legs than to not have them at all.

!ifrickinglovescience

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:marseynotesglow:

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:drafts:


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https://media.tenor.com/gC2dO9lTZ_IAAAAx/family-guy-brian-griffin.webp

!familyman

!slots300

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On one of the time machine episodes Brian had s*x with a minor and tried to pay her off

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Brian is such a scrote :marseyfeminist: and scrotes deserve less

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!familyman

!slots300

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Are transage folx welcome?

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No :marseysparkles:

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!Pedohunters, you're going to love this. :#marseyfellowkids:

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Don't worry, I'll vet hard and send fakers your way :marseythumbsup:

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How is wanting to associate with 18-19 year olds pedophilic? :marseysurprised:

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It's not, I just hate posers and will gladly falsely smear them as pedos to get back at them for wasting my time.

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Watch out king, the only users dealt with more ruthlessly than pedos are underage b8

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Why not get a kids one too LIBERTARIAN.

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:marseyconfused: there's nothing pedophilic about wanting to hang out with 18 year olds tho

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Look i just wanted to post that link and needed a way to sneak it in.

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youre 19? what the frick am i doing with my life

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Elaborate.

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im 7 years older than you

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And why does that draw into question what you're doing in life?

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because im getting outdone on rdrama by people born well after 9/11

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Why do you say I outdo you?

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You have a job

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that's not a W

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@ticktocktrainbuteepy your silence is deafening.

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I thought you were a confused early 20s tranner but I now see

>it beginning

receding as rapidly as Dr Oaken's hairline.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 02 hours 04 minutes and 41 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 11 more times than usual!

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you being a teenager makes a lot of sense, we need shinigami eyes but for unsupervised childarinos in the retirement home :platyold:

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OP is streaming on YouTube lmao look at this loser

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This is gonna cause seethe so good, I don't even want any party of it.


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Yo yo yo thats so DOPE man no caption!! Let me call all my homies to join this cool as heck pinggroup!

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Sir what if I am a 20 gen Z not millennial am I technically a teen or no

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You're a zoomer but sadly no longer a teenager. Enjoy being geriatric.

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Lmao how many iPhones do you have , I'll tell you how many I had at your age.

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None, I have 1 (one) Android.

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Hahaha enjoy being poor.

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If I was rich, I'd be on Instagram vlogging about my yacht trips, not here.

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For some reason my brain read estrogen instead of instagram

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If I was rich I wouldn't need estrogen :marseyitsovervappy:

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you just need a rich chaser to sugar daddy

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Yes that's exactly what Elon does, that's what Bill and Bezos do. They Vlog.

Everyone has their own outlets in this world you dork.

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what color is your iphone

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What one, what model.

My favorite iPhone 15Pro Color is Blue Titanium.

The natural titanium one is uh. Ye not hot girl.

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are you a cute twink, perchance?

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Why would you ask such a redundant question

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/ eh. I applied anyway. Groupmaxxers never quit
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:#marseypedo: :#hansen:

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Nothing libertarian about hanging out with 18-19 year olds

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#FightFor35

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libertarian ping group

:#newsnoo:

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@9

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:marseyh#mmhips:

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:marseygro#omer:

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!libertarians

I'm 13 years old, I'm home alone and I don't understand how to operate webcam

Please DM me a username stamped photograph of a body part with instructions written in the most corrosive flavour of sharpie

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