Secret Jannies are Stealing Cookies

Cookies are an important feature of rDrama with a large influence on social status and power within the community.

As one of the users with the largest collection of cookies, I usually don't notice if one gets taken. But over the last few days many cookies have been missing from my account. This is alarming, because it wasn't triggered by a legal move such as "[minus]cookie" but was triggered by some other way. No cookie logs were shown on the website.

Luckily, I have full server access that I obtained lawfully through hacking using a ddos (technical computer term), so I checked the db. I found a disturbing table called "secret_jannies". In this table I also found thousands ill gotten (i.e. stolen) cookies. I think they are being horded for bad purposes.

We need answers from top brass. I am contacting the admins through official channels (fedex freight), but in the mean time watch your cookies carefully.

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