no warrant canary for august?

Live every day on the internet like the feds are in your walls and you won't care if the canary is broken or not

Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

Ok now what? Lol

@August why did u not have warrant fairy or w/e

Can the Fed please reveal themselves so that I can be friends with them and I can talk to them more about their wacky schemes they pull? I don't want to be brainwashed into a CIA sleeper agent or made a patsy, I just want to get to know more about what it's like to try and control the world and what memes they post in the department Slack channels