Reason 3:

moon is literally the description of my rdrama fiction story minus the twist ending and he got locked up by the feds in his case starting around 4:00 minutes:

recall I literally wrote the fanfiction last july 2023 long before he was here, aka released on april 1st 2024 lol

Reason 4:

Moon is incapable of ignoring trolls despite endless wisdom/educating so patsy should get a free pass

Reason 5:

As much as I hated patsy I think he deserves a second chance because I started on the side of pro-moonmetropolis but after extensive interaction with moon on rdrama and wpd I believe patsy should be forgiven for endlessly spamming and harassing because this is rdrama and at least 1 of the 2 people involved with this flamewar puts their upmarseys where their mouth is.

Reason 6:

In 5 months moon wasted more than double the amount of overall janny attention than patsy did in 9 months

Reason 7:

moon who writes cringe descriptions for zoomer soyjaks and doesn't even know who the frick snallygaster is

Reason 8:

I would literally ban moon right now to try and balance the scales of justice for moon acting so r-slurred if he didn't have permadeflector awards after begging/sucking off people for protection, but I can't, so patsy should be forgiven because he wouldn't have been banned if it wasn't for moon because moon is unfunny and r-slurred

Reason 9:

Patsy was funnier than moon

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