Farewell message from @BooMetropolis

(Note: This article is intended for the users of rDrama.net, where I was previously an administrator. I had originally intended to post it on there under an alt, but I decided to post it on here instead, as it would very likely just be maliciously edited by the childish and vindictive jannies on there, if not removed entirely.)

Hey, rDrama. This is, of course, MoonMetropolis - or, as I'm known by the government, Joshua Ryne Goldberg. As many of you know, I was demopped and permabanned for this DM that I sent to UncleAbortion:

This probably goes without saying, but the DM was not meant to be taken seriously, even though UncleAbortion had sent me actual Patsy dox in the past and had run an entire "Patsy Hate and Gangstalking" chat. I sent the DM to UncleAbortion after Patsy's image of Aevann as a hanging soyjak with a "SEETHES AT CALLING FELONS PEDOS AWARD" was posted - and, as soon as I sent it, I immediately regretted it and hoped that nothing would actually come of it.

The baseless accusations of pedophilia that Patsy kept desperately attempting to smear me with were what ultimately resulted in him being permabanned from the site, but, truth be told, it wasn't even Patsy's idiocy directed at me that made me hate him so much - it was him aggressively encouraging ObamaBinLaden to commit suicide (under his R-slurredBackpack alt) that really cemented him in my eyes as a bona fide sociopath with zero redeeming qualities:

I didn't even like ObamaBinLaden at all, but, as someone who has struggled with suicidal ideation since childhood and had to talk people out of suicide multiple times in prison, egging on a suicidal person to kill themselves is something that just disgusts me to the core. Here's a conversation from mopchat where I tell DWHITE___________DYNAMITE how the R-slurredBackpack incident was really the unforgivable thing in my eyes:

Aevann, as stated before, I apologize for sending that message to UncleAbortion, and I apologize for lying about it (I thought that, if I just denied sending it, then the drama would go away). Both were incredibly stupid of me, and I can see now that I was being manipulated the entire time. I fully understand why you are mad at me, and I just hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Honestly, I didn't even know that the no doxxing rule applied to permabanned users, as I had seen people on rDrama post dox of permabanned users many times and not get in any trouble for it. Heck, nearly all of the admins on rDrama regularly violate the so-called rules of the site, including the so-called rule against doxxing. The rules on rDrama are enforced on a completely arbitrary and capricious basis. I am not asking to be unbanned. I only ask that you please turn off the two-factor authentication on my account, since I can no longer do so.

With that said, I will not be returning to rDrama, even if I am unbanned. There are a lot of things that I really liked about the site, and I liked to contribute as much as I possibly could. In my short time there, I contributed massive numbers of emojis and sidebar images and amassed an impressive number of badges. But, quite frankly, most of you on rDrama are absolutely insufferable. The bulk of you are tryhard Reddit rejects who spam the exact same unfunny shit over and over again every single day, thinking that you are le epic troles for doing so. You are not funny, you are not clever, you are not edgy, and you are not trolls - you are just imbecilic and pathetic manchild sociopaths. You are on the same level as a little kid trying to be as annoying as possible by yelling the exact same stupid shit over and over again. And, after a certain point, it gets to where one just wants to walk away entirely. So, to the people who incessantly followed me around and tried desperately hard to get a reaction of me every single day, I'm sure that you will interpret this as me seething and you owning me. But it isn't. You didn't "own" me in any way, shape, or form. You just acted so grating, obnoxious, and juvenile that I simply didn't want to be around you anymore. It really isn't the epic pwn that you think it is, nor am I the hysterical lolcow that you think I am. You are infinitely bigger losers than I could ever be. Right now, I'm trying to focus on important things, and I really don't have time for your puerile nonsense anymore.

In addition, having been recently released from prison after 9 years for fedposting too hard, I really don't think that a troll site like rDrama is where I need to be hanging out. I don't want to get sucked down the same rabbit hole that I did prior to my arrest. RDrama is an extremely toxic, hateful, sadistic, and mean-spirited community that, by its very nature, is designed to bring out the absolute worst in people. For my entire life, people have always targeted me because of my obvious autism, and rDrama was, needless to say, certainly no exception. You all constantly tried to harass me, manipulate me, and bait me into doing things that would land me in trouble - heck, that's ultimately why I got permabanned, after all. In addition, some of you obsessively stalked me and I wouldn't be even remotely surprised if some of you even tried to directly contact my parole officer. There was a good reason that I adamantly refused to post any current pictures of myself or give out any personal information that isn't already known. I may be a newstrag on rDrama, but I do know what obsessive losers on the site have done to people like FrozenChosen and penny. None of you would be able to identify me in real life today, and I fully intend to keep it that way. By all means, please continue to believe that I still look like that Charles Manson-esque 2018 solitary confinement mugshot. That's what I want you to believe.

Unlike many of you, I don't deliberately go out of my way to be cruel to people for no reason. If I am going after you, it's because you did something to truly deserve it. When I did trolling in the past, I tried to only target people who genuinely deserved it - Nazis, commies, incels, jihadists, and so forth. Most of the people that you go after on rDrama are extremely low-hanging fruit who never did anything to even remotely deserve the abuse. The woman on Reddit who posted about her multiple miscarriages is a perfect example. Targeting someone like that is not being a le epic trole - it's just being a sociopath. It's the same as a school bully picking on a kid with Down syndrome - except that it's even more cowardly, as it's behind a computer screen. Many of you Dramneurodivergents will end up in prison just like I did - and, quite frankly, many of you belong in prison. You might think that you're heckin' badass trolls from behind a computer screen, but let's see how heckin' badass you really are when you're placed in the hellish environment that I just got out of after more than 9 years.

To the few people on rDrama who weren't buttholes to me - the people like this...

...I express my sincerest gratitude and wish you farewell.

If any of you wish to contact me, you can email [email protected]. I will respond to all emails sent to me other than the usual "lol i bet u got buttraped in prison u cute twink b-word keep yourself safe"-type shit that certain idiots loved to spam at me on rDrama. Again, you are not hurting my feelings or making me seethe by spamming that moronic shit at me - you are simply the equivalent of flies buzzing around my head, and I am not going to give you the attention and validation that you so desperately crave.

You all are very tediously predictable, so I'm sure that - for the next few months, at least - there will be many users on rDrama pretending to be me. I'm also sure that nearly all new users on the site will be accused of being sockpuppets of me, just like nearly all new users on the site are accused of being sockpuppets of Carp. It's all so tiresome. Rest assured, however, that I will not be returning to the site, and anyone claiming to be me is an impostor.

Peace out, rDrama.

!metashit