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Why I believe :marseyparappa: @Moonmetropolis must be unbanned. 6 reasons

#1. He is a good poster, too much train :marseysalutetrans: stuff

(I will be trans :marseymicrosoftpride: someday) but posted some good /h/MNN articles

#2. He has good taste :marseylicking: in MOVIES and has strong :marseybuffbipoc: kino energy.

#3. He is capable of squashing the Beef

https://media.tenor.com/b5EP-RFo1q4AAAAx/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec.webp

#4. He could have been a lot meaner to me, @Spiderman, personally

#5. He probably wasn't all there :marseycheerup: when he was trying to "get Patsy fired" like how do you get fired from a gas station. It seemed like a joke to me.

#6. GOOD GOD YOU COULD HAVE CONTAINED :marseyvenn5: HIM HERE FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND. HE SPENT 75% OF HIS TIME HERE AND YOU BANNED :marseyaisha: HIM. YOU HAVE UNLEASHED A PESTILENCE UPON THIS WORLD. YOU COULD STILL STOP THIS BY UNBANNING @BooMetropolis.

Also, unban @Patsy. He should :marseynorm: say sorry :marseyqueencrown: (if he is capable)

https://media.tenor.com/Gmi-vN7W9goAAAAx/marvel-avengers.webp

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Spiderman, I am amazed by your infinite mercy and by your willingness to forgive someone who did you wrong, but I believe justifying him is completely unnecessary for one simple reason:

He chuck's sucked and fricked his way up the janny pyramid and no doubt has a way of direct contact to rodent through groomercord or something. My conspiracy theory is that he was permabanned as a stunt and will be forgiven/given a second chance fairly soon in the future.

Which is not to say I disagree with that, I think his DM was obviously not serious and is a ridiculous justification for a ban. I'd much rather he was perma'd for being annoying lol

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My favorite stunts are found at monster truck rallies. :marseycrayoneater:

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My theory is that he got banned for a doxxing attempt.



And, that's it, there is nothing more to it.

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We already knew about patsy being a gas stationstrag, but I guess he brought it up again and wanted to cause him mayhem IRL was the problem.

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I'd give him a 1-month ban to chill out.

!jannies

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Moon was offering to give out/work together to find out the exact station Patsy worked at. It's the clearest example of doxxing you can have.

While I'm not sure if he was serious or not, it was incredibly r-slurred thing to do, and the outcome was predictable.

It feels like he was overconfident in how much he could get away with.

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Maybe :marseymight: the 6th reason is most important then.

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:#marseyschizowallpat:

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Just wait he'll be back before the end of April I'm telling you

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@RemindMeBot 30.04.2025. Remind me of this prophecy please, and to rub it in if it does not come true.

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Do you want to bet DC? I can wager like a couple of thousand

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While I disagree with your initial assessment, it's possible that over time Capybara-man will soften up and unban Patsey, who in turn may be solicited by others to forgive Moon, who then in turn may be unbanned the way Penny was.

That is a timeline in which I lose this bet, and that worries me. If my winning chances are !== 100% I hesitate to enter big.

So, maybe we'll just bet 1k. :marseysweating: Heheh, the rubbing in comment was just playful banter.

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I will be messaging you on 30.04.2025, 09:07 UTC to remind you of this comment

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