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Now accepting marriage proposals

What I bring:

  • Occasional good one-liners

  • Extensive lore knowledge of Destiny

  • Won't wronghole you

  • Won't write an article on substack alleging you're a :marseytrain:

  • Haven't gone poor from gambling

What I want:

  • Modest success with gambling

  • If you make any marsey emotes, let me take credit for at least one

  • 5k dowry minimum

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