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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Guide to getting attention like Redactor does

An actual post I made:

Getting an asian girl who is totally devoted to you to give a shit about Trek is a harder struggle than Dante getting up to heaven to meet Beatrice. In college one of my bros tried to get his Korean roommate into it. I don't think it caught on with him either.

Literally the one thing that proves white racial supremacy.

Let's break down what I did here:

  • Mentioned a girl just enough that it warms up the male dramanaut brain without turning off the foids by being vulgar.

  • Gave a titillating crumb of knowledge to those who desperately want to follow the soap opera of rDrama powerusers' lives. (Don't deny it, we all do it I'm to the point where I actually give a shit about the cars that guy is working on.)

  • Threw out a reference to a book I read once. :marseylaugh: LOL just joking there's a really good 4-hour documentary made in Italy on Dante and his work that I recommend to everyone.

  • Mentioned Star Trek. Nobody here admits to being a nerd but somehow it gets a lot of upmarseys here. If I said Landru was the god computer that Kirk killed in "The Apple" I bet half of you would have would have your fricking aortas ruptured. Well no, you're worse than that, you probably don't even know who Landru was because you think Star Trek is about Deep Space 9. :marseyraging:

  • Made it a racial thing. This always works with you tards 100% of the time. I could throw a pile of chicken nuggets onto a street and say "The other race likes chicken nuggets!" and you fricking r-slurs would be gobbling it up in half a second.

!metashit

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Me and Redactor are brothers because our fathers had homo s*x in Vietnam.

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Sure, OP, but let's not forget that there's actually two kinds of nerds tho:

  • nerds (people who are into books, programming, paradox videogames where you paint maps, biology, history, etc)

  • nerds (cuck, cute twink, soy boy, loser, funko popping, mentally ill, piece of trash non human starshit capeshit trekshit consumer)

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>sneaking "paradox videogames where you paint maps" into the chad nerd (not a real thing) section

Nice try !downmarseyrs !bullies !trolls !male feminists

I want this r-slur BIPOC cute twink OBLITERATED

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CK3 goes hand in hand with learning history though. It's not really accurate but it definitely gives me a better handle on geography and cultural regions.

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not learning about geography from your grandmother's globe where there's a huge blue splotch called "French West Africa"

Never gonna make it. :marseydisagree:

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Dalmatia, Bohemia, and Epirus weren't on that globe though. There's a lot of medieval and late-Roman conflict that makes a lot more sense when the political geography of those eras are really familiar.

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Back around 2000 there was this little girl who was trying to tell me about a boy in her kindergarten class. She said he was from "Czech... Czech... Czechrlavika". He must have tried to explain to her about the name changing and she got confused. It was so goddarn cute, I insist on calling the country that to this day.

Yeah, it really is surprising how much of that ancient stuff is still relevant today. Like the border between Palestine and Egypt at Rafah, it's been in exactly the same place for millennia.

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Chad nerds are people who identify as chad nerds :marseyindignant!:

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https://media.tenor.com/bj7D0gpVJ4UAAAAx/waltergotme.webp

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Big neighbor nerds who like street fighter

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If I said Landru was the god computer that Kirk killed in "The Apple" I bet half of you would have would have your fricking aortas ruptured.

:mar#seymeds:

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Are you admitting to not even seeing the obvious connections between "The Apple" and "Return of the Archons"?

:#marseylaugh:

Holy shit this is a massive self-own.

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:marseyme#ds:

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Reported for lack of :marseytrain2:phobia.

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Who are you? :marseyconfused:

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I'm a very special person.

I got something for you because I respect you this much:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735420408EYG77aJvcwffAg.webp

I won't sidevote you.

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:taycelebrate: i love tay omg

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I knew a guy who loved Tay. I'm not gonna make it but I really hope that kid does.

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so if you redact something you take it away right

does that mean if you dact something you give it

someone dact me some DC

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I'm not giving you my goddarn briefcase.

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tl;dr?

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You forgot about going on a three day alcohol binge and posting about your mom's ghost trying to steal your feet

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The first part makes no sense. I would fall asleep and vomit after like 18 hours.

Posting about my mom's ghost trying to steal my feet: Okay that's more likely. Frick did I actually do that? That's totally me. Japanese ghosts don't have feet (that's how you tell someone is a ghost) and I have all kinds of really insane nightmares involving people who are close to me.

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you're not even 10% the poster i am

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DOES THIS WORK ON EVERYONE? :marseygasp:

I LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE :marseyletsgo:

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Every time. It worked on you. :marseywink:

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NO IT DIDN'T :marseyannoyed:

I LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE :marseyfingerhearts:

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LOL just joking there's a really good 4-hour documentary made in Italy on Dante and his work that I recommend to everyone.

Four hours? :marseywtf2:

IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD THOUGH? :marseyreading:

I LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE :marseyjam:

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Yeah, it is. Dude went to bottom of heck then up through purgatory to heaven. It takes at least 4 hours to cover that.

I can't guarantee that his journey to find Beatrice will resonate on a personal level for you as much as me but I can tell you there's a reason why it's a classic.

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Too many words :marseytabletired:

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Getting a BIPOC B-WORD who is totally TWERKING to you to give a SHEEIT about GREY'S ANATOMY is a harder struggle than GEORGE FLOYD getting up to BREATHE. In JUVENILE HALL one of my HOMIES tried to get his BIPOC B-WORD BABY MAMA into it. I don't think it caught on with him either.

Literally the one thing that proves white racial supremacy.

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Finally a worthy student. :#marseyclapping:

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Your profile history is essentially just a Mad Libs library to make Libs Mad.

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I would appreciate you removing my post from the site asap,and I won't sign up to your site just to have a 'word' I hate the fact I have to explain

myself inregards to my weight. But if it helps you take down my post. Here you go - I hate myself. Ive struggled with depression my entire life I was

bullied at school for being taller than most girls and not being stick thin (yet according to the bmi calculator I was healthy at 16-17) but to everyone I

was fat, and white and gross. I turned to self harm and eating as coping mechanisms. Even now at a bmi of 40 (yes I'm actively losing weight) I'm still

not the biggest person in the room. I'm guessing your admin thinks I have fat rolls dripping down me, breathing heavy and unable to leave my bed.

Sadly for him thats not the case. I do alot for my kids, I have to be active but I use to eat a crazy amount of sugary shit to just get through the day

because of my depression. Im ashamed of how I look, I can't stand to see myself in the mirror, let alone get on the scales every day. I almost lost my

veteran husband 3 years ago to a disease, I care for him 24/7. What I sub to in reddit are my outlets for my depression, for my loneliness. I have four

kids and my husband but I dont have friends no one to vent to about the hard shit. I design clothes for my "creepy" dolls as an outlet a way to stay

creative I use to make dresses and outfits for my daughters dolls when she was younger and I just continued it. I even use to draw furry art (hi gay

furry femboy) but I gave that up years ago. I honestly thought twox chromosome was a safe place for me to say stuff that made me happy,

everything I write is true however sad you think it is. I dont want to be made fun of its hard enough looking at myself everyday without a chorus of

people telling me exactly what my own thoughts are. Ive attempted suicide numerous times and its my kids that pull me through it. So please take it

down. I dont deserve to be shamed, im just a sad pathetic woman who cares about her kids and if she could end it without hurting anyone she

would.

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4-hour documentary:

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