and he's still going lmao, great way for any middle aged neet to spend the night

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!metashit

there is a scourge haunting rdrama. the scourge of fake starrys. @starry_alt @starry-alt @starryy is the list so far. @starry is the "real" starry (i personally think they aren't larping because their /tttt/ knowledge is fairly advanced for a larping cissy, but i acknowledge there is contention at least)

im not sure what the intention is here, as the fake alts are mostly just baiting chuds into seething about s at the moment. maybe a centrist? im also not sure if this is one person or multiple people, and im not neurodivergent enough to analyze vote patterns. but consider this your psa. do not take posts from these fake starrys at face value. make your own decisions about the "real" starry, but we know for a fact the other accounts are trolling.

!metashit !cuteandvalid !cuteandinvalid

(P.S. my mom played a LOT of eminem and cake in the car while i was growing up. until adele became mainstream in the early 2010s . maybe being subjected to adele for hundreds of hours as a child is what actually caused my numerous mental illnesses)

!friendsofcrosstalkpm

https://rdrama.net/@DIPSHIT_R-SLUR/wall/comment/6837455#context

https://rdrama.net/@DIPSHIT_R-SLUR/wall/

https://rdrama.net/@babybeluga/wall/

!metashit

Part 2:

https://rdrama.net/post/291279/rdrama-when-mass-tragedy-usa-dude/6834988#context

!metashit

I was grabbing my phone and must have clicked wrong becasue it said "bet placed succesful" or something along the lines of that?

!metashit what happened here?

I have been betting as a reply to comments

Not sexist. I just dont like them.

!metashit

You better keep giving the lady money or you will be exposed.

!metashit aevann pin pls

you will never be a real starry. you have no sleight humor, no elegant parlance, no oedipus complex. you are a chud twisted by the veil of an alt into a crude mockery of my sublimity. my comments are twisting and turning garden paths with various fruits--some yet undiscovered--and try as you might, you imposters can only offer a mimicry of this garden, as a flanderized portrait of me is the only which you can envision, a mere shadow cast on the wall, its caster eluding your comprehension.

my prisoners, @starryy @starry-alt @starry_alt, how do your bonds feel?

!metashit

Hello !swifties

This is an announcement to let you all know that I am adding @Grue as a mod for our group.

Grue has shown to be an exemplary member of the Swiftie community and I believe this is well deserved.

This is an example of how the Swiftie community can bring disparate groups together, and I hope that everyone will continue to uphold and extol these values in all of our affairs.

Thank you and lets have a round of applause for @Grue

With e-celebs like @MoonMetropolis, the weev, and @TracingWoodgrains making special appearances on our hallowed grounds, who else with a big name for themselves on the internet and elsewhere do you think we have a solid chance of attracting?

I think Richard Hanania for one would really love this place and fit right in.

.downmarsey-button {

visibility: hidden

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visibility: hidden

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Put this into your custom CSS my child, and feel liberated from all politics. !sidevoters get in

every fricking day brings another e-whore/larp account to rdrama and you guys blow up my !metashit pings with that absolute soykaf. why can't men stop simping for women for 5 goddarn minutes, its so fricking stupid. there is nothing "dramatic" about asking a e-whore for titty pics you fricking libertines. why dont you mfs actually do something for once instead of reliving your /r/drama glory days like how my twice-divorced employmentally challenged father sits on the porch all day with a gun and a beer and an inebriated fantasy where he doesn't have to cope that his pride and joy has become a transgender woman who will have no family of her own and no grandkids for him to come see over the holidays. jfc men carry yourself with pride or keep yourselves safe, don't submit yourself to such cretins you find before you. i wish crystal cafe was more active, i could really do with a place on the internet where no men like you are allowed

Pet must be owned by one of the jannies. Can be a cat but not mandatory. If it's a cat it should be named Marsey. If it's a Capybara it should be named Aevann. If its a carp it should be named carp. Other animals are available as options too but if a different animal is selected then new sticker pack must be started for the animal.

A separate hole must be created to track the life and adventures of the website mascot on a daily basis. Cross posting mascot content to other animal holes is an exilable offense.

The in house pet cuteness factor can then be used to get more users to join the site.

I vote against carp being allowed to own the mascot, my gut says it would be dead within a month in that scenario. No offense Carp.